Phoebe: Better?
好些了嗎？
Rachel: No.
沒有。
Rachel: Oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys... you know and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
哦， 我真太蠢了！ 啊， 我回想起來那天跟你們在一起......我還滿嘴的 "哦，保羅，他真好，他讓我感覺超棒"，簡直太丟臉了。
Phoebe: I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!
我才覺得丟臉呢，他調戲的是我。
Rachel: Phoebe, I unleashed him on you. If I had never met him, this wouldn't never happen to you.
註釋：unleash:把（感情、力量等）釋放出來，發泄。
菲比，是我把他帶給你的，如果我沒遇到他，也不會發生這種事情。
Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!
對不起！不，是我對不起你！不不，是我對不起你！
Phoebe: Oh, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
等等， 我們有什麼可道歉的？
Rachel: I don't know......right, he's the pig!
不知道......對， 他纔是豬！
Phoebe: Such a pig!
真是個豬！
Rachel: Oh, God, he's such a pig, he's like a big disgusting pig......pig man!
哦， 我的天， 他真是頭豬。他就像一個......噁心的， 豬人！
Phoebe: Yes, good! OK...
對， 罵的好。
Rachel: Oh, but he was my pig man......how did I not see this?
噢， 但他是我的豬人...... 爲什麼我沒看出來？
Phoebe: Oh! I know!Because...he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...
噢！我知道。是因爲， 他太帥了，太迷人了，當他看着你的時候......
Rachel: OK, OK, Pheebs.
菲比，可以了。
Phoebe: Oh, the end.
不說了。
Rachel: Oh, God.
噢，蒼天。
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
我應該瞞着你嗎？
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know.
不，不，相信我，告訴我是對的。
Rachel: Uh, I just liked it better before. It was better.
只是我更喜歡以前那樣，更美好的時候。
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
我覺得她的狀態不錯，保羅現在就在那邊，所以......
Monica: We should get over there and see if she's okay. Just one...second!
我們應該過去看看她有沒有事，等一下......結束！
Ross: Score!
得分！
Monica: Score!
贏了！
Ross: Game! Nice!
結束！太棒了！
Monica: Come on, Pheebs.
走吧，菲比。
Ross: Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
嗯， 看起來我們打得你們丟盔卸甲。
Joey: No, no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standingthere team.
不，不，她打得我們丟盔卸甲，你可以去參加奧林匹克的"旁觀者"之隊了。
Ross: Come on, two on one.
再來，2對1。
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
註釋：swoop in: 趁虛而入。
你還在這幹什麼？ 她剛和那個男的分手，該你趁虛而入啦！
Ross: What, now?
什麼， 現在？
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you.
是的， 現在正是時候！ 你得確保羅離開後，你是瑞秋見到的第一個男人。
Joey: She's gotta know that you're everything he's not. You're like the antiPaolo.
要讓她知道你是那麼的好， 而他一無是處！ 你就像反面保羅的典範！
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross".
註釋：distraught: 憂心如焚的; 心神錯亂的; 幾乎發狂的。
我這位天主教朋友說的對，她現在心煩意亂，你就在那陪伴她，幫她承擔所有煩惱， 然後你就走向了羅斯時代！
Rachel: See this? See?
看這個？看？
Paolo: Hold it! Ascolta!
停住！
Ross: How's it going?
怎麼樣了？
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and armwaving.
別盯那看，她剛把他的衣服從陽臺上扔下去，現在他們在那比劃各種手勢。
Monica: Ok, that is either," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! "
那個手勢要麼是，"你怎麼能這樣？" 或是，"超大的胸脯！"。
Monica: Here he comes.
他過來了！
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say goodbye.
嗯， 我， 我過來......說聲再見。
Phoebe: Oh, OK, bye bye.
噢， 行了， 走吧。
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
保羅，我非常厭惡你對瑞秋做的事，但我還有五份千層麪，在烤箱裏烤到375度奶酪冒泡就行了。
Ross: Paolo, I, I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say...
保羅， 我只想代表大家向你說一句......
Phoebe: Oh, just look at her.
噢， 看她多傷心。
Ross: Oh you guys, I, I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed.
夥計們， 我認爲最好只派我們中的一個過去， 這樣她就不會感到太不知所措......
Ross: And I really think it should be me.
而且我覺的那個人應該是我。
Ross: You all right?
你還好吧？
Rachel: Oh, I've been better. I don't believe this. I wasn't supposed to care about this guy.
哦， 我好點了。我無法相信這些，我真沒有必要在意這個傢伙。
Rachel: You know, it's just supposed to be this big, fun Italian thing.
它本來應該算是一段我經歷過的有趣的意大利的感情。
Rachel: And then someday I could look back on it and say, "That was a big, fun Italian thing.”
也許有一天我回頭想想，會說 "一段我經歷過的有趣的意大利的感情"。
Rachel: It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over.
當一切都結束的時候不應該是這種感覺。
Ross: Come here. Listen, you deserve so much better than him.
過來，聽着，他遠遠配不上你。
Ross: You know, I mean, you......you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
我的意思是，你應該找一個能明白擁有你是多麼幸福的人。
Ross: What?
怎麼了？
Rachel: I am so sick of guys.
我討厭死男人了。
Rachel: I don't wanna look at another guy, I don't wanna think about another guy. I don't even want to be near another guy.
我都不想看見男人， 我也不想考慮別的男人。我甚至不想靠近任何一個男人。
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
哦， 羅斯， 你真好。
Monica: Hey honey, are you all right?
嘿， 親愛的， 你還好吧？
Phoebe: Are you OK?
你沒事吧？
Rachel: Medium, any cookies left?
一般吧，還有餅乾嗎？
Phoebe: Yep!
有！
Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer.
註釋：swear off：下決心不做…，停用。
瑞秋，你看，我認爲你不應該把所有男人拒之門外。
Ross: I really don't. I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
我真不這麼想。我認爲你只不過需要建立一個更精確的篩選方式。
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know.
不了， 我只想先單身一段時間，知道嗎。
Rachel: I just got to figure out what I want.
我得先弄明白我想要什麼樣的。
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, see, because not...not all guys out there are going to be a Paolo.
哦，不， 不， 你看，因爲不是所有男人都會像保羅那樣。
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
是的，我知道，我敢保證你的小兒子不會變成那樣。
Ross: What?
什麼？
Rachel: What?
什麼？
Ross: I'm, I'm having a boy?
我，我要，我要有個兒子了？
Rachel: Uh......no, no, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.
額，不， 不， 不是， 實際上， 不是兒子。
Ross: What, I'm having, I'm having a boy! Huh, am I having a boy?
我有， 我有兒子了！ 嗯？ 嗯？我要有兒子了嗎？
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy!
是的， 你要有兒子了！
Ross: I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!
我有兒子了！ 噢， 我要有兒子了！
Joey and Chandler: What is it?
怎麼了？
Ross: I'm having a boy! I'm having a boy!
我要有兒子了！ 我要有兒子了！
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that!
我們早知道了！
Ross: I'm having a son...
我要有兒子了......
Monica: Yes! And that would be a shutdown!
好！這樣一局又閉幕了。
Joey and Chandler: Shutout! !
閉嘴吧！！
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
你們去哪？ 來呀， 再來一局！
Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!
現在是凌晨2:30！
Chandler: Yeah, get out!
對，出去！
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand. Come on, wussies!
註釋：wussy：<俚>懦弱的人，無用的人。
你們還經常去我那待着呢！來吧， 這把我只用左手。來吧， 軟蛋！
Monica: All right! Okay! I gotta go! I'm going. And I'm gone.
知道了，好吧，我得走了，我走了，我真的走了。
Chandler: One more game?
再來一局？
Joey: Oh yeah!
哦，當然！