Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.
你好，我朋友取下聖誕燈時，從陽臺跌落，她的腳或者腳踝可能受傷了。
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? Fill this out and bring it back to me.
我的天，你們的聖誕燈還亮着？資料填後拿給我。
Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow...
哦哦哦，哦哦哦，哦哦哦...
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Are you currently on any medication?
好了，哦，姓名 地址… 你現在進行任何藥物治療？
Rachel: No. Oh, wait! Yes. Blistex.
沒有。哦，等等！有。Blistex（一種藥用潤脣膏）。
Monica: No, in case of emergency call?
填沒有，緊急聯絡電話？
Rachel: You.
你。
Monica: Really?
真的？
Rachel: Yeah.
對。
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?
真窩心。哦，天哪！我愛你。保險？
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.
哦！好的！勾上它！我確實需要一些！
Monica: You don't have insurance?
你沒有保險？
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
爲什麼？看着病要花很多錢麼？
Monica: I have no idea, but Xrays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
我不知道啊。可能幾百塊錢吧。
Rachel: Well what are we gonna do?
我們該怎麼辦？
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
沒有太多辦法可想。
Rachel: Um...unless, unless I use yours.
呃除非讓我用你的。
Monica: Hah, no no no no no no no no no no.
不不不不不。
Rachel: Well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
等等，我把誰當作我的緊急連絡人來着？
Monica: That's insurance fraud.
這是保險欺詐。
Rachel: Well, alright, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!
好吧？算了。我回家。哦哦哦！
Monica: Okay, okay. Come here. I hate this.
好吧，好吧，過來，我真討厭這樣做。
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
謝謝！謝謝！我愛你！
Monica: Hi, um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.
我需要新表格。
Nurse: Why?
爲什麼？
Monica: I am really an idiot. I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.
我真是個笨蛋。我替我朋友填資料時，我填的不是她的資料而是我的。
Nurse: You are an idiot.
你真是個笨蛋。
Monica: Yep, that's me, I am that stupid.
沒錯，這就是我，我真是個笨蛋。
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
我昨晚夢見我和我兒子在玩橄欖球。
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.
真溫馨。
Ross: No, no, with him. I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... And I, I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defence is coming right at me.
註釋：hike me the baby：把嬰兒向我投過來。hike這裏是投擲的意思。
不不，是用他打。我在球場上，他們把嬰兒向我投過來。我知道我得做點什麼，Tampa Bay的防守球員正在逐漸逼近。
Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
坦帕灣隊爛得可怕。
Ross: Right, but... it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us. And so I uh, hahhah, I just heave it down field.
沒錯，但是但只有我和我兒子。所以我想他們很可能要比贏我們，所以我，呃哈哈，我只好傳球。
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
什麼？你瘋啦？那是個嬰兒！
Joey: He should take the sack?
註釋：take the sack：抱着（球）被其他人撞（圍攻）。
他應該（抱着嬰兒）被其他人撞（圍攻）。
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
總之，突然我又到了前場，我發現該接球的人是我，對吧？但我絕對來不及，於是我跑啊跑，於是我就醒過來了。看，我還沒準備好當爸爸。
Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.
你沒問題的。你是全北美洲最細心、最有責任感的男人。你將來一定是個好爸爸的。
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
註釋：blocking：阻擋。
沒錯，你和你兒子，只是需要更好的阻擋。你們去過彩虹廳嗎？真有那麼貴？
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
當然，只有你點什麼東西的時候。
Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
我要帶 Ursula去那裏，今天是她生日。
Ross: Wowowhoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
菲比的生日該怎麼辦？
Joey: When's that?
什麼時候？
Ross: Tonight.
今晚。
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
怎麼會有這麼巧的事情發生呢？
Ross: You take your time.
慢慢想吧。
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
原來是這樣啊！你打算怎麼辦？
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
我能怎麼辦？我不想讓烏蘇拉不開心。
Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?
你的朋友菲比呢？
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
如果她是我朋友，希望她能諒解。我的意思是，你們不會諒解嗎？
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.
註釋：business end： 指公事公辦（起訴某人）。
註釋：hissy fit：發飆。
兄弟，如果你敢在我的生日那天做這事兒，你就會看到我發飆，然後起訴你！
Dr. Mitchell: Saffron makes all the difference. Okay, errrr, Monica? Yes. Yes, she is.
加上少量蕃紅花，就能使情況完全改觀。好了，呃，摩妮卡？是的是的，她是！
Rachel: Hi, this is my friend Rachel.
她是我朋友Rachel。
Monica: Hi.
嗨！
Dr. Mitchell: Hi, err Rachel. I'm Dr. Mitchell.
嗨，呃，瑞秋。我是米契爾大夫。
Dr. Rosen: And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen.
我是他朋友Rosen大夫。
Dr. Mitchell: I'm okay here.
我在這沒問題。
Dr. Rosen: Actually, that's right, I don't mind if you want to take your break.
實際上，沒關係的。我不介意你休息一下。
Dr. Mitchell: No, no, this is why I become a doctor. Ankles and stuff like that.
不了，這是我爲什麼做了醫生，腳踝之類是我的專長。
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
你當醫生是不是太帥了一點？
Dr. Rosen: Excuse me?
抱歉，什麼？
Rachel: I meant er, God, young, young. I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.
天哪，年輕，我是指年輕，你當醫生稍嫌年輕了點，說得好，Rach。
Monica (as Rachel) : Thank you.
謝謝 。
Rachel (as Monica) : Right. So, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
好的。他說這只是扭傷，就這樣。
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
你忘了說我們做的蠢事。
Rachel: It's not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
纔不蠢呢。這位兩位帥帥帥哥大夫約我們明晚出去， 我答應了。
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
你根本就是瘋了，他們在醫院工作。我們這樣不是回到犯罪現場？還是取消約會吧。
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
什麼？他們可是大帥哥。而且還是醫生。帥哥醫生。很帥的醫生。
Chandler: Alright, what have we learned so far? Oh, God. Okay.
目前爲止我們知道了什麼？天啊！好的。
The Whole Party: SURPRISE! !!
驚喜！
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
你們在幹什麼？把我嚇死了！
Rachel: Was that the cake?
那是蛋糕嗎？
Ross: Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.
註釋：schmush：風味,口味。
對。檸檬口味。
Monica: Come on, she'll be here any minute.
快點，她隨時會到。
Rachel: I hope it's okay.
希望它沒事。
Monica: Oh...
Oh...
Chandler: "Happy Birthday Peehe."
生日快樂，皮菲。
Monica: Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.
或許我們可以用玫瑰當"比"。
Ross: Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
對？用我們的特殊蛋糕工具
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
什麼事？
Ross: Oh, we just...
我們只是
Phoebe's Friends: Surprise!
驚喜！
Phoebe: Oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Oh look! "Happy Birthday Peehee." What a strange new nickname. I like it! Oh, my God! Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room. Where's Joey?
喔，喔，喔！你們真是太好了，一點都不嚇人。看哪！"生日快樂，菲" 好奇怪的暱稱啊。我好喜歡，哦上帝！嗨，各位。貝蒂！貝蒂！嗨！你找到貝蒂？天吶！這太好了！我愛的大家都同在一起，喬伊在哪兒？
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
你看見貝蒂沒？
Mr. Geller：I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sundried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here’s a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd say "get out of my office!"
我告訴你一件事，我覺得有一份曬乾蕃茄的事業挺不錯的。五年前如果有人說我的蕃茄像李子，我就叫他滾出我的辦公室。