7:02死亡派對
要有一位黑人總統了
About to have a black president,
我們馬上要有一位黑人總統了
we about to have a black president.
你知道什麼 你是怎麼想的
What you know about that, what you think about that?
幹嘛 別這樣
Come on now, don't act like that.
我們即將度過一個歷史性的夜晚
We about to have a historic night.
我們即將見證歷史
We about to witness history.
你已經說兩次了
You know I think you said that twice.
兄弟 我現在感覺不到
Come on now bruh, I don't feel the love
你的熱情 兄弟
from you right now bruh.
不好意思 打擾一下大家
I'm sorry, excuse me audience.
你好 美國
Hello America.
你好美國 美國知名直播節目
請原諒我的無禮
Please forgive my rudity.
我們還沒有正式介紹
We weren't formally introduced.
我是安東尼奧·伊斯雷爾
I am Antonio Israel but since we gonna get
鑑於我們馬上就要互相認識 你們可以叫我安特
to know each other so well you can call me Ant
而我 我將會成爲你們
and I, well I will be your guide
這個歷史性的美國變革之夜的嚮導
on this historic night of change in America.
聽着 全世界
Hell, the entire world.
今晚 我們將要
Tonight, we're going to
選出我們的第一位非裔美國總統
elect our first African American president.
對每個人來說 這都是一個歷史性的夜晚
A historic night for everybody.
哥們 如果你再說一遍歷史 我要打你了
Man, if you say history one more time I'ma hurt you.
女士們先生們 這是我哥哥
Ladies and gentlemen, this is my elder brother,
凱恩·狄米崔斯·伊斯萊爾 但請叫他KD
Kane Demetrius Israel, but please call him KD.
不要叫他的全名
Do not call him by his whole name.
他討厭那樣叫他全名
Don't do that, he hates that.
他是獅子座的 喜歡爆米花蝦
He's a Leo, he likes popcorn shrimp,
喜歡夜晚在沙灘翻滾 還有蒂芙尼80年代的民謠
moonlit rolls on the beach and 80's ballad by Tiffany.
嘿 你能把攝像機從我面前移開嗎
Hey, we'll you get that camera out of my face?
好了 他只是嫉妒 因爲黛比·吉布森
That's alright, he just sore 'cause Debbie Gibson
唱的比他好
was always better.
像《Shake Your Love》《Foolish Beat》《Lost In Your Eyes》
Shake Your Love, Foolish Beat, Lost In Your Eyes.
嗯 不是我說
I mean come on now.
總之 聊點我自己
Anyway, little bit about myself.
我在佛羅里達州的戴德歐帕洛卡縣
I was born and raised in the county of Dade,
出生並長大 當然這也是
Opa-locka, Florida which is of course the backdrop
我們今晚的背景
for this evening's event.
我畢業於諾蘭高中
A graduate of Norland Senior High School.
對 強大的維京人
That's right, the mighty Vikings,
維京人 善於征戰 偉大的航海家
邁阿密大學醫學院的一員
and a member of the University of Miami School of Medicine.
是的 女士們 我是一名醫生
That's right, ladies, I'm a doctor.
別擔心 反正我已經被錄用了
Don't worry about it, I'm taken, anyway.
喲喲喲 聽着 如果你要幹這個的話
Yo, yo, yo man, look, if you gonna be doing all that
你爲什麼不去你的房♥間呢
why don't you go on to the room?
或者到外面去 我想說
Or go outside or something, I mean
你看 我在這工作呢
you see I'm in here working.
工作
Work?
不不不不 兄弟
No, no, no, no bruh.
聽着 今晚和工作不能沾邊
Listen, tonight is not about work.
今晚我們要見證歷…
Tonight, we are about to have a histor--
要開派對
About to have a party.
多少錢
How much is this?
哥們兒 我十點有個事 零錢加在三號♥油槍就行了
I had a go at 10 man, put the rest on pump three.
好 謝謝
Alright, thanks man.
走吧 兄弟
Go ahead on, man.
愛誰誰
Whatever man.
嘿 給我來包煙
Hey man, let me get a gar, man.
美國雪茄品牌 生產高端捲菸 雪茄
不是 要柏克伍茲的
No, Backwoods.
兄弟 有火麼
Bruh, you got a light?
我有
Yeah, I got a light.
不過我不抽菸 至少現在不抽了
I don't smoke though, least not no more.
這有這麼多汽油 可別把我炸了
All this gas, you ain't about to burn me up in flames.
對 你說的對
You know what, you right, you right
但是兄弟 這附近有點亂
but brother, you know it's kind of crazy out here
繼續往前走要注意安全啊
so go head on and be safe, alright?
好吧 你也注意安全 兄弟
Yeah, alright, you be safe too, homie.
《聖經》舊約 箴言篇
安特打電♥話♥了嗎
Ant called yet?
沒有
No.
你要再等等他嗎
You wanna wait on him a little bit longer?
不用了
Nope.
飯做好了
Well the food's ready.
我可以讓我媽媽送我們
I could get my mother to drop us off.
謝謝 那太好了
Thank you, that'd be nice.
媽 送我們到安特家
Ma, drop us off at Ant's house.
你爲什麼不自己開車
Why don't you just drive yourself?
我告訴過你了我今晚怎麼了
I told you how I felt about tonight.
今晚我不會開車的
I'm not driving tonight.
那你爲什麼不住在家裏
Then why don't you just stay home?
媽媽 我已經長大了
Mother, I'm a grown woman.
我能自己做決定了 天吶
I can make my own decisions, Jesus.
好好好
Alright, alright, okay.
別忘了穿毛衣
Don't forget to wear your sweater.
媽
Mother!
你們把喫的放進車裏了麼
Did y'all pack the food in the car already?
放了 媽
Yes, ma.
啊 天吶
Geez.
聽着 我知道你們不理解
Listen, I know you don't understand
你們認爲我有病
and I know you think I'm crazy
但是現在什麼都不重要
but none of that matters right now.
今晚不一樣
Tonight is different.
我希望你們待在家裏 誰敲門都不要開
I need you to just stay home, don't answer the door,
祈禱着等這一陣過去 好嗎
just pray and wait for the shadow to pass over, okay?
我們應該往門上塗羊血
Should we put goat's blood on the door
祈禱摩西降臨
and call Moses?
媽 我認真的
Mother, I'm serious.
這不好笑
It's not funny.
你不聽我的 我也不能幫你了
If you're not going to listen to me I can't help you.
哦 孩子 別說了 我就是在和你開玩笑
Oh girl, shut up, you know I'm just playing with you.
你沒有點幽默感嗎
You don't have no sense of humor?
你都怎麼應付伊內茲的
How you deal with Inez?
我每天也在想這件事
I ask myself that every day.
真的嗎
Really?
你每天都讀書嗎
Do you read every day?
讀啊
Uh-huh.
都是讀同一些內容嗎 還是有別的
Same thing or different passages?
每天都讀一章
A different chapter of Proverbs
箴言的不同章節
for every day of the month.
有幫助嗎
Does it help?
伊內茲
Inez?
每天讀書有用嗎
Does reading every day help?
嘿
Knock knock.
什麼
What?
每天 讀書 有用嗎
Reading, every day, does it help?
哦 有用啊
Oh yeah, yeah.
是的 它讓我保持清醒
Yeah, it keeps me straight.
怎麼樣 兄弟
What's up, player?
你最好把門鎖上
Y'all better lock that door.
女士們先生們 請允許我介紹一下德韋恩·謝潑德
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Dwayne Shepherd
也被稱作謝普
otherwise known as the Shep.
D謝普 大♥波♥偷♥窺♥者 黃金牧人
Aka D-Shep, aka Big Bo Peep, aka Little Gold Herder,
你知道剩下的
aka you know the rest.
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 黑哥 你去過哪啊
Whoa, whoa, whoa black man, where you been?
很遠的地方
Over yonder way, yeah.
穿過田野
Across the field?
不不不 不要說這個了
Nah, nah, nah, past that, past that.
在河對面
Over there across the water?
不不不 還要過河很遠
No, no, no keep going past the water.
在那邊的山裏