I know this seems bad,
but it's not entirely my fault.
Zeke was my sister's boyfriend.
I don't know if they called themselves that.
I mean, for all I know, he had other girlfriends in other houses
who babysat their little brothers.
But what was I gonna do? Kate was a big girl.
And I was not a big guy.
But Zeke never made me feel small.
You know, he didn't talk to me like my parents or teachers did.
He took me on rollercoasters, he took me to R‐rated movies,
he let me taste beer.
He showed me a picture of a naked girl on his phone.
He was the man, and he made me feel like the man.
I could be an actor.
No, you're too ugly.
Yeah, but like, in a hot way like Steve Buscemi.
Oh, okay. Like Steve Buscemi.
What, you don't think I could be an actor?
No, I didn't say that.
All right, fine. Try me.
小莫 跟我說我的狗死了 快說
Mo, tell me my dog died. Go ahead.
-什麼 -跟我說 我的狗死了
‐ What? - Tell me my dog died.
-你的狗死了 -不 像告訴我噩耗那樣
‐ Your dog died. ‐ No, like, break the news to me.
Like it's real.
Zeke, I'm really sorry to tell you this.
-你的狗死了 -別他媽扯了 夥計
‐ Your dog is dead. ‐ Stop fuckin' lyin', man!
There's no way he's dead. Are you sure?
Are you sure?
This is insane. I was just with him yesterday.
He looked so healthy.
-天啊 爲什麼 -天啊 澤克
- God! What the fuck?! ‐ Jesus, Zeke!
-怎麼樣 -試試我 試試我
‐ Eh? How about that? ‐ Do me. Do me.
All right, all right, all right. Here we go. All right.
Your dog was hit by a car last night.
‐ What? - He was killed.
-不 不可能 -是我撞的
‐ No. No, it's... ‐ I was driving the car.
I was shit‐faced. It was against my better judgement.
好了 他才十歲 十歲 澤克
All right, okay, he's 10. He's 10, Zeke.
Don't you start crying on me, bro.
Don't you start crying, 'cause then I'm gonna start crying.
What the F?!
怎麼樣 很好玩的 好了 該你了
Eh? That was fun! All right, you go.
我沒有 對不起 我
Yo. I didn't do‐‐ I'm sorry. I...
You're sorry? Why did you fuck her to begin with?
‐ I didn't fuck her. ‐ You did fuck her!
I absolutely did not. I just liked her photo.
你還想騙我 你想騙我 然後再
You're gonna fucking lie? You're gonna cheat on me and then...
She used to be fat and she lost a bunch of weight.
And it's summer and she looks good,
so I liked the photo and I said, "Damn!"
I just‐ I can't do it anymore.
-對不起 -分手吧 我再也受不了了
- I'm sorry! ‐ I'm done. I can't do it anymore.
Come on! Come back!
Plea...? Ugh. Fuck.
Where you going?
You should go back inside.
Can I come with you?
No, I don't think she would like that very much.
她和我分手了 老弟 這不行 抱歉
She broke up with me, dude. It's not, you know... Sorry.
Does this mean we can't be friends anymore?
Don't you have friends your own age? I mean...
But you're way cooler.
This is true.
行吧 上車 我們出去轉一個小時
All right, hop in. We can hang for like an hour.
What are you doing? Get in the front.
Oh, I'm not allowed to sit in the front because of the airbag.
Don't be weird.
The drive‐thru lady knows your name?
-沒錯 小老弟 -真酷
‐ Hell yeah, little homie. ‐ Sick!
♪ 已經過去了很久 ♪
♪ I know it's been so long ♪
♪ 自我們分別以後 ♪
♪ Since we saw each other last ♪
♪ 我知道我們會找到某種方式 ♪
♪ I'm sure we'll find some way ♪
♪ 消磨分別的時光 ♪
♪ To make the time pass ♪
♪ 你好 月亮 ♪
♪ Hey moon ♪
♪ 今夜只有你我 ♪
♪ It's just you and me tonight ♪
♪ 其他所有人都已入夢 ♪
♪ Everyone else is asleep ♪
♪ 你好 月亮 ♪
♪ Hey moon ♪
♪ 如果我要墮落 ♪
♪ If I was to fall ♪
♪ 我願墮落得徹底 ♪
♪ I would fall so deep ♪
♪ 儘管我不知道我是否會這樣 ♪
♪ Though I doubt I'm gonna ♪
♪ 若你願意 可以喚我醒來 ♪
♪ You can wake me up if you wanna ♪
♪ 你蒼白圓潤的臉龐 ♪
♪ And your pale round face ♪
Let's get the fuck outta here.
‐ Tonight? ‐ I didn't know.
Wait. What time is it?
Hey. I'll see you guys later.
Where are you two going?
And why does he have to honk like that?
Uh, we're just gonna go get some dinner
and then watch the baseball game.
‐ Were you even gonna ask? ‐ Um, please?
Why doesn't he come in to eat?
Seriously, does he think we're hard of hearing?
等等 等等 等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know what, I already made dinner
and I don't want it to go to waste, so...
Take that. And fork.
餐叉 拿了 謝謝 愛你 老媽
Fork. Got it. Thanks. Love you, Mom.
Hey, I thought we were gonna watch the game together.
Um, I mean, we never said that.
So, can I...?
-行了 去吧 -謝了 再見
‐ Okay, go. - Thanks. Bye.
It's amazing how, you know, you meet some kid‐‐
some 16‐year‐old punk‐‐ and you have no idea at the time
that he's gonna be parked in front of your house every day
for the rest of your goddamn life.
You gotta jerk off before you go fuck a girl.
You know what I'm saying?
Because if you don't,
你會秒射 然後她就會嘲笑你 懂嗎
you'll come really fast and she'll laugh at you, okay?
I jerked off before I picked you up.
永遠得這樣 夥計 要時刻準備好
Always, man. Gotta always be prepared.
I don't know where the fuck we're going tonight.
- I made a decision. - Okay.
- I'm gonna be a talk show host. - No way!
‐ Like Jimmy Kimmel or something? ‐ Yeah.
-真酷 你應該開始做播客 -沒錯
‐ Yo, that's sick. You should start a podcast. ‐ Totally.
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