The Oxford American Dictionary
defines "dark" as the absence of light,
That's why I despise the night and loathe sleep.
But no matter how cold and dark my cell is,
I know it can protect me from my living nightmare.
When the cold case lawyer came into my life,
a tiny sliver of light entered.
But being locked up made me afraid to hope.
I was as stiff as a board talking to her.
I'm your new lawyer, Karen Haley.
I don't know if you've heard of me,
but I've done pretty well with cold cases.
So let's get to work.
In your own words, tell me exactly what happened.
I'll tell you, but you're not gonna believe me.
It's like a bad B horror movie.
That's why my attorney wouldn't use it in my trial.
That's okay. Don't worry about what I think.
Just tell me the events as clearly as you can.
We were on this trip to see
where they made The Mangrove Slasher,
which is some dumb movie we all watched.
They say it really happened.
Personally, I don't believe in that stuff.
Who were we?
It was my five friends and Veronica's cousin.
- Is Casey Veronica's cousin? - Yeah.
And who were your other friends?
Trevor, and me.
Jay's sleeping pretty sound in back right now.
So I'm feeling pretty warm and fuzzy, what do you think?
I'm not gonna climb on top of you.
I'm not asking you to climb on top of me.
You can use those talented hands of yours, come on.
But you have to promise to be quiet.
Shh. All right, let's do it.
So, uh, guys, I met this Egyptian chick the other night.
Yeah, we were gonna get it on,
but she was on her pyramid.
So I did her mummy instead.
-懂了嗎 寶貝 -她媽
- Get it, babe? - Mummy.
-她媽 -她媽 噢
- Mummy instead? - Mummy. Ooh.
We all know you're not gonna make it as a comedian.
Why do you always have to say things like that to me?
Like what, Scott?
You're always trying to bring me down.
You know I'm so passionate about my comedy!
你知道的 寶貝 我是不會和一個喜劇演員上♥牀♥的
You know, babe. I would never fuck a comedian.
But a businessman,
I would do dirty, dirty things to him.
I think Kate's giving Trevor a hand job.
不 不是 我覺得她真的在幫他擼
No, no, I, I think she's really giving him a hand job.
對 就這樣 對 對
Yeah, do that. Yeah. Yeah.
He's gonna hear you.
He's not hearing anything.
Look, he has a smile on his face.
Wait, I think they're both getting hand jobs!
What do you think, Casey?
Aah! Watch where you throw your cigarettes.
Burnt the tip of my dick, you dick.
Oh, shit. It stings.
Oh, my God, it looks like a red Popsicle.
Turn that thing off, Donny!
Hey, hey, you wanna try?
That was a DeLorean.
Wonder how fast it was going.
Hey, do you think the car's all right parked back there?
It said tow away zone.
Dude, look around.
There's no one here for miles. I think we're all right.
How the hell did you find out
about this place anyways?
That wasn't me, dude.
That was all Donny. You know how he works.
Sounds pretty cool.
She stayed in the car.
She's putting on more makeup.
And she hates nature,
and I quote, "hates old settler homes."
Where's the bathroom? Uh...
I'll help you find it.
Good luck with that one, you guys.
Why are you so quiet back there, Jay?
'Cause his pussy hurts.
Don't be so harsh.
Dude, I heard you, man.
Well, seriously, man.
You're bringing the whole group down.
Will you please lighten up a little bit?
So, what's up with Jay?
What do you mean?
Well, does he, like,
you know, have a...
女朋友 沒事的 你可以大膽問
A girlfriend? It's okay, you can ask.
But it's funny that you mention that.
How am I supposed to forget about her in three weeks?
Plus, we used to go on all this shit, man.
野外探險 遠足什麼的 兄弟
We used to go on nature hikes and all this, man.
So, what happened?
Well, um, as you can see,
all of us guys, we're really tight.
Oh, that's so gay.
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