有時候 我經常做殭屍的噩夢
Sometimes I have bad dreams About zombies,
我爸說"Phenotrans" 製藥公♥司♥的人...
My dad says the nice people at Phenotrans...
制♥造♥了一種名爲"Zombrex" 的藥物
made a drug called Zombrex,
如果萬一被殭屍咬傷...
If someone is bitten by a zombie,
每天注射一次"Zombrex"
They can take Zombrex eleven to day,
就和正常人一樣
Then They stay in person,
不會變成一個可怕的殭屍
Instead of becoming a scary monster,
"Phenotrans" 讓你成爲了人類
Phenotrans, stay human,
哦 混♥蛋♥
Oh shit,
不 不
No, no!
哦 不錯
Oh yes,
喪屍圍城
瞭望塔
幾天前...
俄勒岡州 東團 此時還在撤離中
East Mission, Oregon, remains under evacuation orders at this hour,
就在幾分鐘前
Just moments ago,
總統批准東團...
the President authorized FEZA to declare East Mission...
建立隔離區
a quarantine zone.
今天上午10:31 警方接手東團...
At 10:31 this morning East Mission police...
發現不少人被殭屍襲擊
discovered a number a suspected of zombie attacks,
在附近不同的地方
in separate, but contiguous locations.
執行撤離命令...
Per standard operating procedure...
隔離牆將在12小時內建成...
a containment wall was erected within 12 hours...
這是Feza的一個新的記錄
a new FEZA record,
這也是美國在過去的10年中的第三次爆發
This is the third zombie outbreak in the United States in the last 10 years,
根據民事局權威統計
Most residents have evacuated the city...
大部分居民已撤離了城鎮
as well as most civil authorities.
不幸的是 在隔離區內...
Unfortunately, looting has been reported...
搶劫流血事件不斷髮生
inside the quarantine zone.
至少有一羣猖獗的摩托黨在活動
At least one biker gang is operating in East Mission.
他們都配備了武器 非常危險
They are thought to be heavily armed and extremely dangerous.
Feza呼籲市民不要開車...
FEZA's directing all residents who don't own cars...
去圓頂避難中心 最佳的辦法是...
to the East Mission Mega Dome...
乘巴士撤離
where they will be evacuated by bus.
大爆發過去後 那些倖存下來的人♥大♥多數...
Many of them are survivors of past outbreaks...
攜帶了殭屍病毒
and carry the zombie virus.
我想說點什麼...
I'm gonna tell it like it is...
不 我不希望這些人離開那裏
No, I don't want those people getting out of there.
我不想被傳染
I don't want to be infected.
對不起 我們遲來的道歉
We apologize for the delay.
所有的人都要注射"Zombrex" 疫苗...
All individuals requiring Zombrex,
預計1小時後開始注射 請排隊等候
please line at least up one hour before your scheduled injection.
撤離將很快完成
Evacuation buses are expected shortly.
我們再次對你說 對不起 謝謝謝您的耐心等待
Again, we apologize for the delay and thank you for your patience.
唉 見鬼了 這裏根本就沒有殭屍
Not a goddamn zombie in sight.
我是蔡斯·卡特
This is Chase Carter,
浪費時間我們的時間
his wasting time and yours...
美國方面可能是接到了誤報...
from False Alarmville, USA...
你準備好了嗎
Any time now.
好了 我們開始吧
OK, let's do this.
你看起上去很帥
You look beautiful.
這裏是記者蔡斯·卡特...
Chase Carter here for Hit Point Digital
來自隔離區的報道
reporting from inside the quarantine zone.
這可能是發生卡特里娜颶風以來 政♥府♥最糟糕的決定
Now this may well be the worst run government operation since Katrina,
我們現在的位置在超級圓頂避難中心...
We're here at the Mega Dome evacuation center,
這是沒有公交車
where there are no buses,
沒有食物和水
no food, and no water.
這裏的人們唯一做的事情就是在感謝...
The only thing people here can be thankful for...
直到現在 也沒有活殭屍
is that there are as yet, zombies don't either.
現在 許多以前的倖存者...
Now, many of those abandoned here...
被遺棄在這裏
are survivors of past outbreaks,
對不起
Excuse me.
對於他們來說 東團就是人們...
For them, East Mission is a kind of community for people...
感染殭屍病毒的社區
infected with the zombie virus.
沒有撤離的跡象...
With no evacuation in sight,
他們依靠圍欄後面...
they depend on the tents behind this fence...
數10噸♥的藥物...
and the drugs inside,
繼續成爲人類
to quite literally remain human.
我要休息了
I'm putting myself asleep.
這個故事的結束了
This story has been done.
如果我們只談這個"帳篷" 不會有100萬點擊量的
We're not going to get a million plus hits talking about tents.
好吧 那麼我們找人談談 講講他們的故事
Alright, then so let's talk about people. Let's tell their story.
沒有人在乎這些人...
Nobody cares about these people...
除非他們喫人
unless they're eating other people.
好吧
Fine,
臭男人 隨你吧
You look like shit, man. Whatever.
不過...
Mind you...
他們可以照顧自己
They might care about her.
哦 來吧
Oh, com'on!
我必須採訪接觸到病毒的人
Watch me take this chick viral.
又在臭美了
Yeah, It's always the pretty ones,
對不起 嗨
Excuse me. Hi.
我是記者蔡斯·卡特
Chase Carter, Hit Point Digital.
對着攝像機...
Can I ask you a few questions?
-我能問你幾個問題嗎 -我不感興趣
-On camera? -I'm not interested.
是嗎
Really?
這是你的機會 告訴你的政♥府♥...
This is your chance to tell your government...
被遺棄的感覺是什麼
How you feel about being abandoned.
不在這兒...
Stuck here...
去他們那裏
next to them.
告訴我們你想說的話
Anything you want to say.
好吧 沒事
Alright, fine.
太好了 你叫什麼名字
Great. What's your name, again?
-克里斯特爾 -克里斯特爾
-Crystal. -Crystal.
-你準備好了嗎 -準備好了
-You ready? -I'm ready.
克里斯特爾 你認爲政♥府♥拋棄了你嗎
Crystal, do you feel your government abandoned you?
我想那些沒有被感染的人...
What I think is if all these people were not infected,
現在應該是在公共汽車上了
we would all be on the bus right now.
但這會發生了什麼事 他們生存了下來 我們就完蛋了
But this is what happens. They mess up, and we get screwed.
然後 像你這樣的人來採訪...
And then guys like you come down here with your cameras...
拍攝 並從中利用廣♥告♥賺錢 這很酷
and film it make money selling commercials. It's awesome.
你難道不覺得美國人♥民♥有權知道真♥相♥嗎
Don't you think that the American people deserve to know the truth?
美國人從不關心這些
The American people don't give a shit.
好吧
Right.
看來你不害怕殭屍
You don't seem too concerned about zombies, themselves.
你讓我說真話
You serious?
我很怕
They terrify me.
只有傻瓜才希望看到殭屍
Only an idiot wants to see a zombie.
這非常非常好
That went really, really well.
我會發布的
I'll totally will send.
你可以取笑 但我們唯一需要的是敢於...
Laugh it up, but we are the only ones with the balls...
進入這個垃圾桶的勇氣
to cover this thing from the inside.
你爲什麼會這麼認爲 下一步要請教弗蘭克西嗎
So, what does that make you, the next Frank West?
爲什麼
Why not?
因爲他差點死了
Because he almost died.
你冒着生命危險就爲這個故事嗎
You're gonna risk your life for this story?
-不 -是的
-No. -No.
但 可能會危及你...
But I'm willing to risk yours...
我有一個想法
I've got an idea.
-來吧 -哦 上帝...
-Come on. -God...
來吧
Com'on.
跟我來
Follow me.
天吶 蔡斯
Shit. Chase, no.
不 我們不會從這些羞辱人的東西中得到什麼
We are not going to get anything from these people by embarrassing them.
你看 我們要會玩遊戲...
We want drama,
我們要裝病
we've got to get the needles.
不 我不幹
No, no. I didn't come here to explore people.
這是我們出名的好方式
This is how we are going to make a name for ourselves.
你知道嗎
You know what?
給這個
Here.
這是什麼
What's this?
這是提醒你什麼纔是真正的新聞