If you only knew what I just dealt with. This guy in front of me...
That guy deserves a ticket! A woman never reveals her age.
...going ten miles an hour on the highway...
"...only then will the people of Tajikistan know true and lasting peace."
Andie, it's brilliant. It's really moving.
But it's never going to appear in Composure magazine.
I busted my butt in grad school to be Andie Anderson, "How To" girl.
And write articles like, "How To Use The Best Pick-up Lines",
"Do Blondes, Like, Really Have More Fun?"
I want to write about things that matter,
like politics and the environment.
-那些我有興趣的議題 -堅持下去 美夢會成真的
-Things I'm interested in. -Keep at it, you'll get there.
Hey, I have something to cheer you up.
That editor from Sports Illustrated you've been flirting with on the phone
for about a month now, he made a little delivery this morning.
Let me see.
-Tomorrow night... -What happens?
Only the most exhilarating display of athletic competition known to man.
-白雪溜冰團 -是NBA決賽 我拿到票了
-The Icecapades? -No, the NBA finals. And I got tickets!
-一起去嗎 -好吧 但我不跟你一起瘋
-Come with me? -All right. But I am not putting out.
Two jumbo dogs and a couple of beers, you'll be whistling a different tune.
You know what I like.
早安 女士們 記得半小時後要開會
Morning, ladies. Don't forget, staff meeting in 30 minutes.
-Haven't seen Michelle yet. -Ten to one she's wallowing.
My turn, I'll get her. You get coffee.
Wait, take some samples.
Samples, great idea!
Oh, boy. Drama, drama, drama.
Hey, good morning, Spears.
What's that? Catching up on current events?
"Turn-on Tricks", "How To Make Him Hot"...
Wanna try those out some time?
Green and I have an appointment at Composure,
the fastest-growing women's magazine in the country.
As our clients run a lot of our campaigns...
in their nationally-syndicated magazine,
it wouldn't hurt to read it.
-小班 -早安 葛林
-Hey, Benny. -Morning, Green.
-Finally decided to show? -Yes.
-要走了嗎 -走吧 班 待會兒見
-Ready? -Ready. Later, Ben.
Have a nice day, ladies.
Good morning, sunshine.
OK, get dressed.
Staff meeting, fifteen minutes. Let's go.
I'm going back to bed.
-I have no reason to live. -The sun's out.
-好吧 我等一下... -馬上起牀
-OK, I'll just... -You do now!
It'll make your eyes look fiercely green.
Get up. I won't let you lose your job as well.
-Come here. -Oh, Andie...
You only dated the guy a week.
-It was the best week of my life! -Sweetheart...
Good morning, ladies.
What's up, T-Dog?
-阿貓 你好嗎 -班 早安 徹夜狂歡
-What's up, kitty cat? -Hi, Daddy. Big night?
-Not bad. -Orgy?
-Where were you? -Not at an orgy.
-You hear? -That the Knicks made the finals
and Tone the Bone here owes me $20?
You were right. DeLauer Diamonds wants a new ad agency.
-Warren wants to move aggressively. -Yes! Oh, this is a good day.
Diamonds are as common as taxis on Fifth Avenue.
Their value is entirely sentimental,
maintained by supply, demand and advertising.
Stripes. DeLauer dominates the world diamond market,
so if I represent them, I represent the entire industry.
-What? -Warren gave it to the Judys.
-Spears and Green are already on it. -No!
He's kinda partial to hot, leggy chicks.
We're the sneakers and beer guys.
Precious gems aren't our forte.
Lips and Hips are at Chicks magazine.
-I gotta get to Warren... -He's on a plane.
Easy. Chicago meeting.
It's too late. They're meeting at Mullins tonight.
This isn't happening. This was my tip.
我的案子 我的客戶 我的廣♥告♥
It'll be my pitch, my account, my campaign.
-They will not ace me out of this. -I heard that.
-好 今晚在沐林餐廳 -什麼叫"我聽到了"
-OK. Mullins, tonight. -"I heard that"?
-I don't really want to talk about it, OK? -OK.
Why does this always happen to me?
Things are great for a week and a half, and suddenly it's over.
Seriously, I am mystified, 'cause it always starts so well.
-Just roll with it. -Mike and I had such a connection.
The first time we had sex, it was so beautiful...
-You cried? -Yeah.
One glistening tear on your cheek, right?
不是 我真的很激動 我甚至告訴他我愛他
No, I was really emotional. I even told him I loved him.
-認識幾天後 -五天...不對 是兩天
-After how many days? -Five. Two.
I wanted to express what I felt.
OK. Well, what did he say?
Mike didn't have to say anything. I know that he felt the same.
But then he got really busy. I never knew where he was.
So I kept calling him...
-You kept calling him? -I didn't leave a message.
He didn't know it was me, my number's blocked.
I'm sure he thought it was a friend.
Men often call their friends' answerphones and hang up.
Anyway, I know why he dumped me.
-I'm too fat. -You're not fat!
If the most beautiful woman in the world acted like you,
a guy would still run away.
No guy would go running from you, Andie.
You could barf all over him and he'd say, "Do it again."
That was both disgusting and untrue.
If I did what you did, I'd get dumped too.
OK, family, shoes off.
OK, Lori, let's start with you.
The "Botox For Beginners" piece is done.
It's a little scary, but mostly upbeat.
Now I'm on "What Your Gyno Won't Tell You".
Which is Also scary but... upbeat.
I've been researching deadly pedicures,
about the woman who got that fungus.
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