Good evening. I'm Butt-head.
The movie you are about to see
will be presented using special 3D technology.
You will see the Jackasses
like no human being has ever seen them before.
In three dimensions.
In order to experience this new dimension,
you must put on the special glasses that you were given in the lobby.
This is gonna be cool.
Doesn't really look any different, Butt-head.
哇喔 嘿 比維斯你看我的手
Whoa! Hey, Beavis, look at my hand.
It's in 3D.
Really? I don't see...
That's amazing! It felt like you really hit me!
It's almost like your hand really...
Wow! It's amazing technology!
Wait a second.
好了 坐好 享受電影吧
So sit back and enjoy the movie.
That was definitely 2D.
嗨 我是 約翰尼·諾克斯維爾
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Welcome to Jackass.
我是 約翰尼·諾克斯維爾 這是"擊個掌"
My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is the High Five.
喔 我的老天爺啊 早安
Oh, my goodness. Good morning!
-Fuck. -Oh, no.
-耶 鄧恩你好嗎 -你好嗎 啊宅
-Yeah, Dunn. What up, brother? -What's up, nerd?
-你好嗎 兄弟 -你好嗎 啊宅
-Whassup, dude? -What's up, nerds?
Dude, you played it off so good.
He said, "What's up, Dunn?"
Ehren's walking in, and we're gonna have him bring
in a whole tray full of soup.
-How you doing, guys? -Pop it in there.
-He's not gonna do it. -What?
I don't think he's gonna go for it.
-你好嗎 厄爾文 -你好嗎 老兄
-What up, Ehren? -What's up, dude?
Help us crowd, brother.
He fell for it!
He fell for the soup!
歡迎回來 小姐們 我被你們陰到了
Welcome back, ladies. You got me.
Oh, my God!
Look at the tray! He broke it in half, dude!
-You can hug me for that. -The tray broke.
I can't believe he fell for it. "Can you bring the soup in?"
"We need you to bring this tray of soup into the kitchen."
這些全是麪粉 給我們的朋友 巴姆
This is all flour for our friend, Bam.
We're gonna antique him when he gets here.
-喔 Ok -他進來了
-Oh, OK. -He's walking in.
-What's up? -What up?
還好 近來可好 擊個掌
Not much. How you been? High five!
That was the best one so far!
-Oh, my God! -You guys done kicked my fucking ass.
He got antiqued!
-我還來不及反應 -實在有夠讚 你幾乎飛了起來
-I was so not ready for that. -That was so good! You went flying.
-大家早 -早啊 巴姆
-Good morning, man. -Morning, Bam!
Not too many people knew us back in our college days,
but, man, we were wild!
I mean, we were having wet T-shirt contests,
以及 約翰尼·諾克斯維爾 春假之王
And Johnny Knoxville, the king of spring break!
我是 約翰尼·諾克斯維爾 這是 Jet Ski
I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is the Jet Ski.
You just barely clipped the top.
He totally landed it.
-我飛了多遠 -很遠啦 老兄
-How far did I go? -You went far, man.
I was scared, man.
I've seen a lot of crazy shit during spring break,
and that took the cake, man.
I didn't exactly stick the fuckin' landing.
-不 我覺得你有 -是啊 你有啦
-No. I think you did. -Yeah, you did!
The king of spring break!
Shit. Dude, I knew we shouldn't have done this
at my fuckin' dad's house.
He's already pissed about me fuckin' skipping school.
He's gonna cut me off.
That's coming out of my allowance.
I'm Steve-O... Oh, fuck!
Why do I have to be Steve-O?
-很快就過去了 -耶 耶 耶
-It'll be so quick. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it.
and this is Tee Ball.
That was a direct ding-ding hit.
It's only getting worse and worse.
You're the best fielder I ever saw, Steve-O.
Right down the middle.
我是 戴夫·英格蘭 這是 蹦極布吉
I'm Dave England, and this is the Bungee Boogie.
That was thrilling.
-What the fuck? -Let's try it again!
-你還好吧 -恩 超好
-You OK, dude? -Yeah, super good.
-Here we go. -Tell us when.
-Go ahead. -Step... go!
That was actually pretty impressive.
我是說 雖然不是滿分 但還是相當令人印象深刻
I mean, it wasn't a slam, but it was still pretty impressive.
But this is really impressive.
-Ready? -This seems dangerous.
Fuck the helmet, give me a back brace.
Man, you ate shit!
-Well, that worked. -I thought you had that.
Hey! There goes the pool!
Preston. That was awesome.
...start to see me on TV...
How many bees are we working with here today?
Each hive, probably anywhere from ten to 50,000 bees.
They are Africanized, so they will be a little bit more testy.
What do you think the chances are of these guys getting stung today?
They're gonna get stung. There's no doubt in my mind.
When you hit a ball full of bees, you're gonna get stung.
How many bee stings do you think we can take?
I think it takes about a hundred to kill a man.
-What?! -There's 50,000 bees in there.
Did you just make that up, please?
-I don't think I made it up. -What?!
There's 50,000 per hive.
50,000 and it takes 100 to kill a man?
I think it's about a hundred bees can kill you, if I'm not mistaken.
-What are we doing here? -Making a hit movie.
Go for 99 and then take off.
That's gotta piss 'em off too, right,
-把它們灌進那個 -喔 或許吧
-just being poured in there? -Oh, maybe.
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