-噢 我的天啊 -自♥由♥了
-Oh, my God... -Freedom.
I feel like my mascara's running, is my mascara running?
It looks good. Like the cover of Courtney Love's album.
-You just need a crown. -There's a crown.
嘿 諾埃爾 諾埃爾
Hey, Noel, Noel,
can we borrow your crown?
We just need it for like a second.
-Wow. -We just got the royal finger.
I never liked her.
What did we just go through?
I mean, what was that, a prom or a Celine Dion listening party?
Don't shoot this part.
好 這裏是什麼地方 告訴我們...
Okay, what is this place? Tell us...
You'll see when we get there.
好 我們來玩二十問答吧 這是什麼地方
Okay, we're doing 20 questions.What is this place?
-Do they have food? -Not have 20 questions.
What, you can't just ask a question?
Aren't we going to the hotel?
I'm very confused.
I just want to say, "Hey, what's up?"
這個片子的時候 我只想說"嘿 這是怎麼了"
to all of the future versions of ourselves watching this right now.
I hope that we all learn to be as happy and beautiful as these two right here
'cause they are going to have the best prom night of any of us.
-I just wanna say... -Hold on, let me get this.
Tonight could've bit ass.
Except it didn't because we were together.
Don't make me cry. My mascara is already fucked up enough as it is.
-你很漂亮 -各位 我好喜歡我們在一起
-You look pretty! -Guys, I love our group.
Guys, what are we doing?
Chill out, just live a little.
-我們不會被抓吧 -這不合法 不合法
-We're not going to get caught. -This is not legal. This is not legal.
Danielle, you're going to love that you did this later on.
-薩凡納要脫衣服了 -不要 不要
-And Savannah's getting naked. -Oh, no. No, no, no.
If we get a rare disease from this water,
得了什麼罕見的疾病 至少我們是 一起死的
at least we'll all die together.
I'm not leaving my dress on the wet ground. It's dry-clean-only
and my mom will kill me.
On the count of Celine Dion.
One, two, Celine Dion!
No, no, no. You can no longer work on your taxes from 1998.
Yeah, I cannot amend your '98 return. No.
No, no, no, I'm not laughing at your situation.
嗯 不是的 訴訟時效很嚴格的
Yeah. No, there's a strict statute of limitations.
不好意思 我沒想到我爸爸 讓我6點才下班
So sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize my dad wanted me to work until 6:00.
I can't believe you're still filling in for your dad's old sign girl.
Yeah, I'm just still trying to figure out
what kind of counseling I'm going to do.
-好了 阿爾 該看看了 -我們進去看看吧
-Okay, Al, it's show time. -Let's see it already.
The decorator just put the finishing touches on it yesterday.
-Sorry. -That's okay.
-Oh, my God. -You have outdone yourself.
This is impressive. I thought you were gonna have, like, a fish tank.
Look at the nipples on this guy.
我的天啊 一定會很受歡迎的 薩凡納
Oh, my God, we're going to be so popular, Savannah.
That is the VIP section.
We can come any night of the week and have our own special space.
It is so sexy.
I love that we get to be VIP!
好了 美女們 準備好了...
Okay, girls, getting ready...
-Let's get this party started. -No!
-最後一個 拿着你的雞雞 -謝謝
-Last one, grab your penis. -Thank you.
Turn them on like this.
I love it.
嘿 你們看 我的燈泡不亮的
Hey, no, look, my balls won't light up.
Oh, my God, that hat is too much.
I mean it truly is the tiniest hat I've ever seen.
It is, it's like suitable for a mouse.
-You need to wear it to your wedding. -I can't, I have a veil.
好了 玩遊戲了 好了 遊戲規則是這樣的
Okay, games, games, games, games.All right, the way this game works
is you write a caption for what you think
the woman in this scene is saying to her husband.
But here is the thing...
Look, look, look. Look, look. You have to make it dirty.
會很有趣的 好了 準好了嗎 準備 開始
It'll be fun, it'll be fun, so, all right.Ready? Set, go.
All right, stop.
停下來 放下鉛筆 我第一個說
Stop, stop, stop, pencils down. I will go first.
He said he had a package for me.
好了 丹妮爾 你來
All right, Danielle, you go.
I love getting mail.
But I spelled it M-A-L-E.
太好了 好了 梅根 該你了
It's perfect. All right, Meg, Meg, Meg, you go.
All right. So, I wrote...
嗨 馬特 這可以證明 這是我點過最肥大的公雞了
Hi, Matt, this is to certify that this is the big fat cock I ordered.
等下 你爲什麼 要把馬特的名字 寫進去
Wait, why would you put Matt's name in it?
噢 這不是應該要寫 關於你的嗎
Well, this is supposed to be about you, right?
不是 是有關婚姻的 但不是我的婚姻
No, they're about marriage, they're not about my marriage.
好吧 但這只是開玩笑 跟其他人一樣
Right, but it's a joke, like everyone else's.
Well, it's not like everybody else's.
It was a joke. It wasn't a prediction. You know.
How about we do another one?
And why would you tweak the nipples on the Buddha?
That seemed, like, disrespectful.
對誰沒禮貌 對你嗎 你皈依佛門了
Disrespectful to who? To you? Did you convert to Buddhism?
不是 那樣很噁心 我不是佛教的
No, that's disgusting. I'm not Buddhist.
It's... That's Buddha. That's Buddha!
好 好 但是那也是開玩笑的 好嗎
Right, right. But you know that was a joke about nipples. Right?
And not Buddhism.
對 佛像對跟多人來說都很神聖 但是那樣...
Yeah, Buddha is sacred to a lot of people, but that is...
This is a party, so let's just forget about it.
Okay, yeah, no, forgotten.
-I mean, we can do another one of these. -Yes.
So this lady has a plunger and there's a butt crack.
-嘿 -嘿 瞌睡蟲
-Hey. -Hey, sleepy head.
-Good morning. -Oh, wow.
I shot these on Tuesday.
They were such an amazing couple.
They were so open to all of my ideas.
Great. Where is that?
Over in Seattle. We had to go near the shipyards though
so we could get something a little more edgy.
-'Cause I mean, look at that wall. -Yeah.
Hey, weren't you supposed to go to that career counselor today?
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll go get ready.
Hello, is somebody there?
It's me, you don't have to come out.
What's what? I'm just gonna watch some TV.
Megan, I don't think I like this new habit.
I spoke with Anthony,
and he said you were meeting with the career counselor today.
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