Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.
They go by many names.
戴夫 卡爾 保羅 邁克
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
Oh, that one is Norbert.
He's an idiot.
They're all different. But they all share the same goal.
To serve the most despicable master they could find.
- Boss. - Boss.
Making their master happy
was the tribe's very reason for existence.
But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions.
-看 是香蕉 -讓開
- Hey, look. It's a banana. - Move over.
Hey, I know. It's a banana.
Finding a Boss was easy.
But keeping a Boss, therein lies the rub.
I am... oaf.
Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.
But they never gave up.
With the emergence of the stone age
came the rise of a new species.
Man was very different from the dinosaur.
更矮小 毛髮更多 遠更聰明
He was shorter, hairier and way, way smarter.
The minions took an instant
liking to Man and helped him as best they could.
不 用這個 送你的
Oh, no no. Here. A present.
- This? - Yes yes yes.
如此實誠 如此脆弱 如此美味
So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious.
Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center
for some of the civilization most historic moments.
Ancient Egypt held great promise.
But it didn't last long.
The Dark Ages were actually fun times.
Their new master had a tendency
to party all night and sleep all day.
But eventually the party was over.
They bounced from one evil master to another.
But they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
One particular employer took their failure very very badly.
The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
And then, when all hopes seem lost.
They found sanctuary.
The Minions were safe.
Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.
They truly made a life for themselves.
But something just wasn't right.
They felt empty inside.
Without a master, they had no purpose.
They became aimless and depressed.
If this continue any longer, the Minions would perish.
But all was not lost, for one Minion had a plan.
His name was Kevin.
He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.
He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months.
But now he was ready.
Kevin would leave the cave, go back to the outside world,
and he would not return until he had found his tribe
the biggest baddest villain deserved.
But he needed help.
我 我 我去
Me! Me! I will come.
- Bob was eager to go. - Kevin?
But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough
for the dangerous journey ahead.
Uh no. One other Minion?
Me. Choose me.
Me! Choose me!
I will come.
Luckily someone stepped up.
Stuart! Come here.
我嗎 我嗎 謝謝
Huh. Me? Me? Oh, thank you.
Truth be told. Stuart had no idea what he was chose for.
But was thrilled that made people cheered for him.
Uh. Stuart, Stuart.
Me! I am strong.
Uh... okay. One more.
Kevin. Choose me.
拜託 選我吧 凱文
Please. Choose me, Kevin.
Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm,
but mostly lack of other volunteers,
changed Kevin's mind.
Big boss! Big boss!
The tribe said their farewells.
Kevin had given them something they haven't had in a long time.
- Hope. - Kevin!
Hey, Tony. Good luck to you.
Tom. Take care.
And Chris. See you later.
-鮑勃 過來吧 -好的
- Hey Bob, you coming? - Yes, yes.
Big boss! Big boss!
Kevin felt pride.
He was going to be the one to save his tribe.
Stuart felt, hungry mostly.
He was going to be the one to eat this banana.
Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
Okay. Okay. Look for the big boss.
很好 鮑勃 走吧
Ah. There you go, Bob. Come on.
And they were off.
Off, to find their new boss.
Come on, Bob.
- Hungry? - Food?
There is no food.
Uh. Stuart, What it it?
- Stuart. - Food.
Huh. Oh. Land!
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