夥計
Cool, man.
我真的沒想到
I'm not even tripping off that.
他們的規矩居然是那樣子的
It's the whole setup they got going down there.
夜♥總♥會♥簡直可以爲所欲爲
Nightclubs do whatever they want.
我們排隊等了一個小時
Man, we were waiting in that line for like an hour.
他們居然不停地挑好看的人
They just kept grabbing random THOTs
然後把她們放到隊伍的最前面
and pulling them to the front of the line
就好像我們根本不存在一樣
like we don't even exist.
聽我說
OK.
那如果讓你來經營一家夜♥總♥會♥
So if you're running a club, are you
你是會讓一身臭汗的醜男人讓女孩們覺得不舒服
gonna have all the ugly, sweaty dudes making all of the girls uncomfortable?
還是會把最漂亮的女人挑出來
Or are you gonna have the most beautiful women
讓她們都待在一起？
picked from the line, packed in one room?
你說得對
You're right.
對
Yeah.
這都是比率問題 夥計
It's all about the ratio, man.
你說得對
You're right.
你說得對
You're right.
只是 我討厭被人看不起
It's just, I hate feeling like I'm at the bottom of the totem
你知道嗎？
pole, you know?
你很棒啊 兄弟
You're a trip, man.
我再也不會去那個夜♥總♥會♥了
I'm never standing in that line again.
夥計 不可能
Dude, no way, man.
新來的教授會生氣的
The new professor's gonna be pissed.
我們得拍一部有實質內容的電影
We need a film with some substance.
我又不是電影專業的那些書呆子 我可以拍一部實際一點的電影
I'm not a film major so that I can make practical films.
我拍電影是爲了講故事 明白嗎？
I make films so that I can tell stories, OK?
我們先從動作戲開始
So let's focus on the action first,
然後我們就可以引入劍客了
and then we can bring in the swordsman, all right?
一個身穿閃閃發光的銀色盔甲的騎士
Open on a knight riding in, decked out
騎着馬出現
in a suit of glowing silver armor, eh?
在馬上 揮舞着他的國旗
And then on his horse, he's waving his country's flag.
好吧 塔倫蒂諾 我們要去哪裏找馬？
OK, Tarantino, so where we gonna get a horse?
注：昆汀·塔倫蒂諾 著名導演
我在東部有一些鄉下的親戚
I've got some hillbilly cousins out east.
哦 很好
Oh, cool, cool.
好
OK.
那閃閃發光的盔甲和飄揚的旗幟呢？
What about, um, the glowing armor and the waving flag?
我看電影是爲了看一些特別的東西
You know, I go to the movies to see something extraordinary,
不是去看無聊的日常的
not some shit that I could do at home.
也許等到你這窮鬼賺了大錢
Well, maybe if your broke ass made some extraordinary money,
我們就能給你的狗屎電影夢投資了
then maybe we could fund some of your bullshit ideas.
我已經想到一個
I've already figured out a way for us
在這個夏天賺錢的辦法了
to make some cash this summer.
快講啊 我急死了
Now, that's what I want to hear.
接下來有人會舉辦一個很大的派對
So there's this big party coming up.
不 不 不 不
Dude, no, no, no, no.
絕對不行
Hell no.
我告訴過你 我不會做脫衣舞郎的
I told you, I'm not gonna be a stripper.
這次不脫 放心
Not the stripper idea this time, OK?
因爲 你的乳♥頭♥太小了
Your nipples are way too small, anyway.
看起來跟葡萄乾似的
They're like Raisinets.
沒人會喜歡看的
It would never work.
所以不行
It wouldn't work.
別吐槽我的乳♥頭♥了
Yo, stop talking about my nipples.
我聯♥系♥了派對的主辦方
I shot the-- the host of the party a DM, though,
他完全歡迎我們進去拍電影
and he's totally down for us to film it.
狗屎
Shit.
給多少錢？
How much?
100刀
$100.
就這麼點？
That's it?
總比沒有好啊 不是嗎？
That's $100 more than we have right now, isn't it?
你房♥租不是還是你♥爸♥媽給的錢嗎？
Look, aren't your parents paying your rent?
沒有
No.
實際上 是學生貸款
Actually, student loans are.
看 這就是爲什麼我們需要這筆錢
See, this is why we need this money, OK?
這可能會帶來更多的派對和更多的錢
This could lead to more parties and more money.
什麼樣的派對？
What kind of parties?
家庭派對？
House party?
你對果凍摔跤的感覺如何？
So how'd you feel about that jello wrestling?
天啊 簡直太棒了
Oh my god, that was amazing.
你絕對應該去試一下
You should have been there.
你看了這個視頻 絕對應該去試一下
Yes, you watching this video, you should have been there.
簡直爽爆了
It was epic.
爽爆了
It was epic.
爽爆了
It was epic.
你看到了嗎？
Were you there?
我看到了
I was there.
女士們 先生們 他也看到了
He was there, ladies and gentlemen.
他也看了
He was there.
卡
Cut.
我們不能把這個發出去
Yo, we can't post this.
什麼？
What?
我們不能把這個發出去
We can't post this!
你知道這能給我們帶來什麼嗎
I don't think you realize what this is gonna do for us.
我覺得你完全不知道這個玩意兒的嚴重後果
Yeah, I don't think you realize what this could do to us.
你想在社交媒體上有更多的點擊量和粉絲吧？
You want more views and followers on social media, right?
這就是途徑
This is how.
這錄像裏面的人犯了一大堆的輕罪 科迪
We have footage, Cody, of a hundred misdemeanors.
裏面有些人還未滿21歲呢
Not everyone there was over 21.
我纔不管呢
I don't care.
只要有好媒體就行
Any press is good press.
這可能會讓我們成爲視頻攝影師的 兄弟
This could put us on the map as videographers, bro.
你不知道這會給我們帶來多少關注量
I don't think you realize how much attention this is gonna bring.
你早就想要出名了
You know you want this.
讓我想想
Let me think.
更多的點擊量 更多的錢 更多的奶…
More views, more money, more t--
閉嘴
Yeah, shut up.
讓我好好想想
Let me think.
讓我看看錄像
Let me see the footage.
你還記得那個果凍豆小妞嗎？
Do you remember the chick with the jelly beans, man?
我不知道她是怎麼弄到那個袋子的——
She, like-- I don't know how she got that whole bag--
我知道了
I got it.
知道什麼？
You got it?
我有辦法了
I got it.
給他們的臉打碼
I'll blur their faces.
他們的身份就不會暴露了
Their identities are safe.
我們也不用負責了
Our asses are covered.
非常合法
Full recognition.
但是 呃 讓我先和凱談談
Yo, but, uh, let me talk to Kay first.
什麼？
What?
我想先和凱談談
I want to talk to Kay first.
你們不是分手了嗎？
Aren't y'all on a break?
所以呢？
And?
我們已經拍攝了這段視頻
We already filmed the video.
你想什麼呢？
How is that even gonna go?
嗯？
You know?
你要說些什麼？
What are you gonna say?
"凱 聽着 我知道我們分了
"Uh, look, Kay, I know we're on a break,
但是我和一羣喝醉了的辣妹
but I filmed this party video with a bunch
拍了一個派對視頻
of drunk hot chicks.
我能不能把它發到網上去呢 "
And I'm wondering if it's OK if I post it."
我會處理好的
I'll handle it.
她對我唯命是從
I got Kay wrapped around my finger.
沒問題
It's nothing.
凱 我剛拍了個派對視頻 有一大堆
Kay, I just filmed this party, and there was a whole bunch
半裸的女孩
of girls that were half naked.
我們喝了很多酒
There was a lot of drinking.
有兄弟會的人 姐妹會的人
There was fraternities, sororities, all these people
所有人都玩得很開心
there, and everyone was having a good time.
我只是——