嘿 凱文
Hey there, Kevin.
你今天這麼早就來了
You're over awfully early today.
什麼
What?
凱文
Kevin.
凱文 你對我的孩子做了什麼
Kevin, what have you done to my child?
你做了什麼
What have you done?
喲
Yo.
你還是想來的吧
You're still down to jam, right?
是啊 我很想來
Yeah, I'm still fucking down, man,
但我已經坐在停車場
but I've been sitting in a parking lot
他媽45分鐘了
for 45 fucking minutes.
告訴我我要去哪裏
Just tell me where I'm going.
你要知道這一切都是爲了你
Just know that it was all for you.
每一滴都是
Every last drop.
我不知道那是什麼意思
I have no idea what that means.
凱文
Kevin?
我需要地址啊
I need the fucking address!
操
Fuck.
巴哈馬大學 優點：溫暖 人好 能研究魚類 逃離 缺點：
你好
Hello?
克洛伊 你今晚要做什麼
Chloe, what are you up to tonight?
對不起 你是誰
I'm sorry, who's this?
哦對 對不起
Of course, sorry,
我是凱文 你知道 賣♥♥貨的
it's Kevin, you know, with the goods.
哦
Oh!
哦 天哪 對不起
Oh, my God, I'm sorry,
我以爲我已經把你的號♥碼存起來了
I thought I had your number saved for sure.
沒關係
It's all right.
這大概就是一個毒販的待遇吧
I mean, 'tis the life of a dealer, I suppose.
我不是那個意思
I didn't mean it like that.
我在開玩笑 我在開玩笑 真的
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, really.
但說真的 我打電♥話♥來有正事要說
But in all seriousness, kinda actually why I'm calling.
我有個朋友住在西部
You see I'm friends with this guy that lives out west
他碰巧要去拜訪鎮上的某個家庭
who happens to be visiting some family in town.
關鍵是 他把一盎司的大♥麻♥帶到這裏
Point is, he shipped an ounce of OG haze here
想要趁有空的時候爽一下
to try and flip while he's around.
結果不是很順利
Didn't work out so well for him
現在他需要在早上起飛前把它處理掉
and now he needs to get rid of it before his flight out
他就來找我處理
in the morning and he's looking to me to cover it
但我告訴他我可能只能幫忙處理一半的重量
but I told him I could probably do only like half the weight
所以我想打給你看看 你能不能
so I thought I'd hit you up, see if you could cover
買♥♥下另一半 加起來只要350塊
the other half it's like 350 all together.
很划算 對吧
Pretty good deal, right?
聽起來是很不錯 但我不知道
Yeah, it sounds like a great deal, but I don't know,
我能不能一次拿這麼多的錢出來
I can't just lay down all that money at one time
而且我明天要上班 已經有點晚了
and I work tomorrow and it's already getting kinda late.
一筆好交易永遠不會太遲
It's never too late for a deal.
也許一週後我會問你買♥♥一兩克
Maybe like in a week I could hit you up for a gram or two?
聽着 聽我說完
Look, just hear me out.
你現在只要花350美元買♥♥四分之三
So you're spending 350 on three quarters,
也就是八分之六
now that breaks down into six eighths,
你可以很容易地漲價到50美元每份
which you could easily flip for like 50,
如果你找到幾個笨蛋的話 一份大概還可以賣♥♥55美元
maybe 55 bucks a pop if you find a couple suckers.
其實呢
Yeah, actually I'll tell you what,
我可以再買♥♥另外八分之一
I'll go ahead and cover another eighth
這樣你只需要付315
so that way you're only paying like 315.
你難道沒有其他朋友
Don't you have friends for this sort of thing
能幫你嗎
that do this?
你是說我們不是朋友嗎
You're saying we're not friends?
不 我不是這個意思
No, that's not what I'm saying.
我是說你那些更經常
I'm saying like friends
做這種事的朋友
that do this sort of thing more often.
聽着 你經常從我這裏買♥♥大♥麻♥
Look, you buy weed often from me often enough,
所以我想也許可以給你弄點交易來做做
so I thought maybe you'd like to get in on a little deal.
缺點：1.沒有錢
這傢伙想快點解決
This guy is trying to move fast
我需要一個我可以信任的人
and I need someone I can trust.
我們要怎麼做
How do we do this?
來我的地方可以嗎
Is my place all right?
西海岸兄弟就在附近
I mean, West Coast homie is nearby,
我保證 只交易 不閒聊
no chit chat, in and out, I promise.
好吧 那你能把你的地址用短♥信♥發給我嗎
Okay, well, then will you text me your address?
當然
Absolutely.
待會兒見
Yeah, I'll see you soon.
印第安納州北部國家氣象局
National weather service in Northern Indiana
已經發出龍♥卷♥風♥警報
has issued a tornado warning
印第安納州亞當斯縣北部...
for northern Adams County, Indiana--
感覺身臨其境
Feel like I'm here,
好像我不只是在看
not just like I'm observing,
感覺就像我真的在這裏 而且我變得更好了
but I'm actually here and I'm better.
有點想...
Kinda want to--
叭叭叭叭叭
Blah blah blah blah.
他媽的閉嘴
Shut the fuck up.
你考慮過當個撒旦教♥徒♥嗎
Did you even consider being a satanist?
我嘗試過
Well, I try to be,
這聽起來很荒謬
this is what's ridiculous.
我小時候大概13歲14歲的時候
As a child as a 13, 14-year-old
我用黑蠟燭向上帝祈禱
I said the Lord's Prayer back with black candles
但那時我...
but at that point I was--
只知道一點點
Official level of what was essentially
基♥督♥教的主要教義
a major ration of Christianity
後來我越來越深入地研究了其他的選擇
and I looked deeper and further into what other options
我發現了巫術和異教♥徒♥
there were and I discovered Wicca and Paganism
因爲在北歐 這個詞的意義可以理解成
because in the Northern European sense of the word
巫術崇拜和異教♥徒♥是基♥督♥教的前身
it was like Wicca and paganism is pre-Christian.
你能不能停一下
And once you quit whining long enough
讓我說句話 聽我說
for me to get a word in edge wise, I said, listen up.
你丈夫超重了100多磅
Your hubby was over 100 pounds overweight.
他一天抽三包煙
He smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.
是上帝殺了他 是他殺了他自己
God did the killing, he killed himself.
哦 天哪 誰讓你上節目的
Oh, my God, who put you on the air?
這他媽的是什麼
What the fuck is this shit?
每天晚上都是一樣的廢話
Every night, the same shit.
胡說
Nonsense.
垃圾玩意兒
Fucking garbage.
別再抱怨上帝的旨意了
Quit whining about the will of God.
這不是上帝的旨意 而是他咎由自取
It wasn't God's will, it was his.
您的目的地在前方左轉
Your destination is ahead on the left.
上帝啊
Jesus Christ.
什麼鬼
What the fuck?
有人嗎
Hello?
上帝啊
Jesus fucking Christ.
有人嗎 人嗎 人嗎 人嗎
Anybody here, here, here, here?
很好的奶酪 奶酪 奶酪 奶酪
Pretty good cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
臥♥槽♥
Fuck!
哦 該死
Oh, shit!
什麼鬼
The fuck?
我很抱歉
I am so sorry.
沒人開門 所以我就來這兒了
No one was answering the door so I came around.
臥♥槽♥
Fuck.
等等
Hang on.
操 呃
Fuck, just...
-嘿 -嘿
- Hey. - Hey.
我很抱歉
I'm so sorry about that.
我是克洛伊 我是凱文的朋友
I'm Chloe, I'm Kevin's friend.
斯圖 也是凱文的朋友
Stu, also Kevin's friend.
很高興認識你
Nice to meet you.
讓我來吧
Shoot, let me get that.
我聽說你住在西部
I hear you live out west.
什麼
What?
凱文說你是來探親還是什麼的
Well, Kevin said you were visiting family or something?