There's supposed to be a baby J esus i n the manger...
but someone stole it.
Really?. Lieutenant, where is that babyJesus?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sounds great, Bob.
Thanks, Chief. Merry Christmas.
Steve, Phil, merry Christmas.
Oh, wow!. That's so cool.
Merry Christmas. Oh, merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, sir.
Merry Christmas, sir.
Oh, thankyou very much, sir.
Merry Christmas toyou and your family. Thankyou very much.
Thankyou very much. Merry Christmas.
All right, this next exercise...
will help you both with listening.
One of you wi I l speak whi le the other real ly just...
Would someone like to go first?.
Me. I had this crazy dream. Do we have to do dreams?.
我 我做了一個非常瘋狂的夢 我們都會做夢吧？
I was at this fancyrestaurant having lunch...
and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach...
with his penis sticking out ofhis ear.
And Isaid, "I didn't orderthis.'"
And the waiter said, ""You must try it. It's a delicacy.
But don't eat the penis; it's just garnish."
Mmm. Lloyd, what do you think about the dream?.
I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all ourfriends.
I mean, dreams should be private, don'tyou think?.
I'm not here tojudge or to take sides. I will say...
communication is healthy. Healthy?
Telling people she dreams of me being castrated ""Florentined" is healthy?.
Are there any sexual problems in the marriage?.
the truth is, um, we haven't had sex in quite a while.
And before that, it wasn't all that, um--
Oh, what's the word?
By our 1 2th anniversary, we'd gotten into a pretty stale routine.
A couple ofkisses, a couple of nipple twists.
It wouldbe overin the time it takes to make cappuccino.
I know because I timed it once. I mean, it's no wonder I had an affair.
How could you tell him that so casually, like you were asking forwater?.
Actually, may I have a glass ofwater?.
Why don'tyou have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car!.
Lloyd, how doyou feel about Caroline's affair?.
He just wants me to wear a red ""A" and sleep in the basement. Is that so unreasonable?.
Everything's either black orwhite with him.
You know, he doesn't-- he doesn't see where he's responsible.
And I mean, it just didn't mean anything to me.
It shouldn't even be counted as an affair.
I thinkwe need a ruling on this.
Lloyd, have you forgiven Caroline for her affair?
Look, it was a long time ago. It's over. I'm fine about it.
I just don't want to talk about it. Then let me askyou something.
What do you want from the marriage now?.
I wanna stop talking about it. Look, the truth is I want nothing.
I have everything I need. I'm actually a very content person.
What a liar. You're so unhappy you can hardlybreathe.
And I feel it in every gesture, in every silence.
And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage...
and I'm miserable and you're content?. Luck?.
Caroline, what doyou want from the marriage?. Oh, this should be good. What do you mean?
Because You don't know whatyou want. You blame everybody else for it.
She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies.
I mean, let's really try to understand Caroline's miserable life.
She lives in a beautiful home. Which his mother owns.
I have asuccessfulbusiness. Which his mother owns.
We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 1 8% interest on.
We personally own nothing. We took out a loan.We had paid for that
No, you took out a loan. It was your decision,not mine.
You took out a loan from Satan Mom. She blames my mother...
for everything that's gone wrong in her life. In the meantime, she never finishes anything.
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes--
At least I go after my dreams. To be what?. Somebody who takes photographs...
至少我還有追求 追什麼？ 拍照的人…
oflutefisk to prove the nothingness of being?. No wonder our son's so confused.
See?. He blames me forJesse. Is that right?.
瞧？ 他爲耶西的事責備我 那就對嗎？
I'm not here to judge or take sides. What the hell good areyou?.
You're the one who suffocated him with limitations.
Ourson's a verysensitive, creative Juvenile delinquent.
Boy. He has the imagination That the Mafia gives scholarships for.
孩子 有想象力 黑♥手♥黨♥給的獎學金
In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job.
Hestartedan escortservice forthe football team, and he gave out mymother's phone number.
And I still say gettin' laid by an 1 8-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!
Please! Let's lower ourvoices! Fuckyou!
Oh, no! Gussie!
Where the hell are ya?.
Wanna play ball?.
Play catch, pal?. Huh?.
Chase the ball?.
Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy.
How about this, huh?. Huh?.
Get some light over here.
Check around back.
You can divorce me, you know. I mean, I don't care about alimony.
You can say...
that I was unfaithful.
That's why I said you can say it.
No, no. You said it as ifit weren't true...
but that I could say it just to get the divorce.
Except that it is true, and we're not getting a divorce.
Andlater on in the news--
Aren't you coming in with me?. No, I want to listen to the news.
There is a world going on beyond our problems, Caroline.
Just becauseyou've made your decree about this divorce...
doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. Caroline...
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