There's supposed to be a baby J esus i n the manger...
假如小耶穌在馬廄裏…
but someone stole it.
被人偷走了
Really?. Lieutenant, where is that babyJesus?
好，好 中尉，小耶穌會在哪呢？
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好的
Sounds great, Bob.
不錯，鮑勃
Thanks, Chief. Merry Christmas.
謝謝，長官 聖誕快樂！
Steve, Phil, merry Christmas.
史蒂夫，菲爾，聖誕快樂！
Oh, wow!. That's so cool.
啊，喔！ 太酷了
Hi.
嗨
Merry Christmas. Oh, merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！ 聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas, sir.
先生，聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas, sir.
先生，聖誕快樂！
Oh, thankyou very much, sir.
先生，非常感謝
Merry Christmas toyou and your family. Thankyou very much.
祝你和你的家人聖誕快樂！ 非常感謝
Thankyou very much. Merry Christmas.
非常感謝 聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
MerryChristmas.
聖誕快樂！
MerryChristmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
Merry Christmas.
聖誕快樂！
All right, this next exercise...
好吧，開始下一個練習
will help you both with listening.
用傾聽來幫助你們
One of you wi I l speak whi le the other real ly just...
一個人說，其它人聽…
I istens.
只是聽着
Would someone like to go first?.
誰願意先來？
Me. I had this crazy dream. Do we have to do dreams?.
我 我做了一個非常瘋狂的夢 我們都會做夢吧？
I was at this fancyrestaurant having lunch...
我在一家非常奇特的餐廳用午餐
and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
待者給我上了一道菜 是色拉
It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach...
盤子裏是勞埃德的頭…
with his penis sticking out ofhis ear.
他的陽♥具♥從他的耳朵裏伸出來
And Isaid, "I didn't orderthis.'"
我說：“我沒要這道菜，”
And the waiter said, ""You must try it. It's a delicacy.
待者說，“你必須嚐嚐，非常美味
But don't eat the penis; it's just garnish."
不要喫耳朵和陽♥具♥ 那是裝飾用的”
Mmm. Lloyd, what do you think about the dream?.
嗯 勞埃德，你對這個夢怎麼看？
I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all ourfriends.
我認爲她不應在晚宴上告訴所有人
I mean, dreams should be private, don'tyou think?.
我的意識是，夢是非常隱私的，你不這樣認爲嗎？
I'm not here tojudge or to take sides. I will say...
我在這裏不做判斷，我要說的是…
communication is healthy. Healthy?
溝通是有益的， 有益的？
Telling people she dreams of me being castrated ""Florentined" is healthy?.
告訴別人，她夢到我被人閹♥割♥是有益的？
Are there any sexual problems in the marriage?.
在婚姻生活中，這是個很性感的問題吧？
Well...
那好…
the truth is, um, we haven't had sex in quite a while.
事實上，嗯，我們在一起很長時間沒有性了
And before that, it wasn't all that, um--
在這之前，並沒那樣，嗯--
Oh, what's the word?
怎麼說呢？
Noteworthy. Mmhmm.
應該注意 嗯
By our 1 2th anniversary, we'd gotten into a pretty stale routine.
12週年紀念，就象例行公事一樣
A couple ofkisses, a couple of nipple twists.
吻幾下，擁抱幾下
It wouldbe overin the time it takes to make cappuccino.
結束的時間再花點時間，弄點咖啡
I know because I timed it once. I mean, it's no wonder I had an affair.
我知道，因爲我曾經注意過 難怪我會那樣
How could you tell him that so casually, like you were asking forwater?.
你怎麼能那麼隨便地告訴他，象要杯水一樣？
Actually, may I have a glass ofwater?.
真的，給我一杯水好嗎？
Why don'tyou have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car!.
爲什麼你不只是口頭上談談性 我在車上等！
Lloyd, how doyou feel about Caroline's affair?.
勞埃德，你對卡羅琳的事怎麼看？
He just wants me to wear a red ""A" and sleep in the basement. Is that so unreasonable?.
他只是希望我穿一件印着紅色“A”的衣服，睡在角落裏 很不合理嗎？
Everything's either black orwhite with him.
對他來說，每件事不是黑就是白
You know, he doesn't-- he doesn't see where he's responsible.
你看，他不知道他也是有責任
And I mean, it just didn't mean anything to me.
我的意思是，對我這不意味着什麼
It shouldn't even be counted as an affair.
別太當真
I thinkwe need a ruling on this.
我認爲，我們需要定個規則
J esus.
天哪
Cat piss.
貓尿
Ugh.
唷
Lloyd, have you forgiven Caroline for her affair?
勞埃德，你不諒解卡羅琳嗎？
Look, it was a long time ago. It's over. I'm fine about it.
這是很久以前的事，結束了，我很好
I just don't want to talk about it. Then let me askyou something.
我只是不想談這事 那麼我來問問你
What do you want from the marriage now?.
現在，你想從婚姻裏得到什麼呢？
I wanna stop talking about it. Look, the truth is I want nothing.
我不想談 事實上我什麼也不想要
I have everything I need. I'm actually a very content person.
我什麼也不缺，我真的是一個容易滿足的人
What a liar. You're so unhappy you can hardlybreathe.
說謊，你不快樂，你幾乎窒息
And I feel it in every gesture, in every silence.
在每個動作，每次沉默裏我都感覺得到
And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage...
我真可憐 爲什麼還保持婚姻…
and I'm miserable and you're content?. Luck?.
我痛苦，你滿足？ 真幸運？
Caroline, what doyou want from the marriage?. Oh, this should be good. What do you mean?
卡羅琳，你想從婚姻裏得到什麼？ 哦，還好
Because You don't know whatyou want. You blame everybody else for it.
你不知道你要什麼 你怨每一個人
She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies.
她不可能滿意 她活在想象中
I mean, let's really try to understand Caroline's miserable life.
讓我們看看卡羅琳的悲慘生活
She lives in a beautiful home. Which his mother owns.
她住在漂亮的家裏 他媽媽的
I have asuccessfulbusiness. Which his mother owns.
我有成功的事業， 他媽媽的
We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 1 8% interest on.
我們爲他媽媽工作，因爲她以18%的利息貸款給我們
We personally own nothing. We took out a loan.We had paid for that
我們一無所有， 有貸款
No, you took out a loan. It was your decision,not mine.
不，你貸的款 是你的決定
You took out a loan from Satan Mom. She blames my mother...
你從撒旦的母親那裏得到貸款 她說我母親…
for everything that's gone wrong in her life. In the meantime, she never finishes anything.
她的生活一切都不正常 同時，她什麼也沒有做成
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes--
攝影，存在哲學，烹飪--
At least I go after my dreams. To be what?. Somebody who takes photographs...
至少我還有追求 追什麼？ 拍照的人…
oflutefisk to prove the nothingness of being?. No wonder our son's so confused.
證明不了什麼？ 難怪我們的孩子那麼困惑
See?. He blames me forJesse. Is that right?.
瞧？ 他爲耶西的事責備我 那就對嗎？
I'm not here to judge or take sides. What the hell good areyou?.
我不做評論 你究意要怎麼樣？
You're the one who suffocated him with limitations.
你讓他窒息
Ourson's a verysensitive, creative Juvenile delinquent.
我們的孩子非常敏感，有創造力 少年犯
Boy. He has the imagination That the Mafia gives scholarships for.
孩子 有想象力 黑♥手♥黨♥給的獎學金
In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job.
9年級，我們告訴他，他可以打工
Hestartedan escortservice forthe football team, and he gave out mymother's phone number.
他爲足球隊幹活，他用我媽媽的電♥話♥號♥碼
And I still say gettin' laid by an 1 8-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!
我認爲她只是需要一個18歲的後衛
Please! Let's lower ourvoices! Fuckyou!
請小聲點！ 去你♥媽♥的♥！
Yes.
是
Fuckin'
他媽的
Burglary! Burglary!
入室搶竊！ 入室搶竊！
Burglary!
入室搶竊！
Ohh!
哦！
Oh, no! Gussie!
哎，不！ 格西！
Where the hell are ya?.
你怎麼樣？
Wanna play ball?.
想玩球嗎？
Play catch, pal?. Huh?.
小子，傳球？ 哼？
Chase the ball?.
追那球？
Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy.
不錯，不錯，笨蛋
How about this, huh?. Huh?.
怎麼樣，哈？ 哈？
Go.
去吧
Get some light over here.
給點光
Check around back.
看看四周
You can divorce me, you know. I mean, I don't care about alimony.
你可以與我離婚 我不在乎贍養費
You can say...
你可以說…
that I was unfaithful.
我不忠實
You were.
你是的
That's why I said you can say it.
那就是爲什麼我認爲，你可以那樣說
No, no. You said it as ifit weren't true...
不，不 你說得那不象是真的…
but that I could say it just to get the divorce.
我能說的只有離婚了
Except that it is true, and we're not getting a divorce.
除非那是真的，我們不會離婚
Andlater on in the news--
稍後新聞--
Aren't you coming in with me?. No, I want to listen to the news.
你與我一起進去嗎？ 不，我想聽聽新聞
There is a world going on beyond our problems, Caroline.
我們有問題，但世界還在轉，卡羅琳
Just becauseyou've made your decree about this divorce...
只是因爲你已經做了離婚的決定…
doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. Caroline...
並不意味着就會那樣 卡羅琳