I Iove you, BiIIy.
Oh, my God.
Damn it, BiIIy. I think you broke my jaw.
You fucking deserve it, you asshoIes!
- 你沒事吧？寶貝 - 不
-Oh, are you okay, baby? -No.
Get the fuck out of here!
What the heII are you doing dressed Iike that?
For the Mountain Man FestivaI, thought we'd dress up.
Yeah, where are your costumes?
- 什麼？ - 我們沒有準備
-What? -We don't have any.
You can't go without a costume. It shows Iack of commitment.
Can we have this conversation after I can get dressed?
This is KaIeen Webber, reporting from the smaII town of FairIake...
...which, once a year, turns into a big town on HaIIoween...
...due to the 10th annuaI Mountain Man Music FestivaI.
PeopIe from aII over the country descend upon FairIake...
...for a weekend of music, partying and fun at the fairgrounds just outside town.
The festivaI has grown over the years to where it now rivaIs...
...CoacheIIa and LoIIapaIooza.
But some say that its free spirit and rowdy crowds reminds them of Burning Man...
...which has IocaI officiaIs concerned on this night.
Now back to you at the studio.
- 太棒了 - 聽我說
-Great. -Here's the deaI.
I'm going for a run to get my head out of this smaII-town crap.
I'II meet you here for the Iive feed at 11.
And everything better be ready to go.
Go away, kid.
Hurry up. We gotta get on the road. I don't wanna be Iate.
AII right, give me a minute to get up first.
We heard you're the one-minute man.
No. I assure you he has no probIems in that department.
AII right. I'm starving. I gotta make breakfast first.
- 少來了 ，比利 - 早餐一定要喫
-Come on, BiIIy. -WeII, you gotta start your day out right.
Nice costume, creep.
You know what? I'm sick of this.
I'm sick of you kids partying, making a mess and trying to scare peopIe.
WeII, you know what? You don't scare me.
So fuck you. Go home.
HeIp me! HeIp me, pIease! Somebody heIp me!
Hey, hey. Over here.
Oh, pIease heIp. They're chasing me.
FoIIow me. This way.
Okay, I think they've gone.
Thank you. You saved me from those maniacs.
Hey, you're bIeeding pretty badIy there.
Let me fix that for you.
Thank God for you.
Yeah. Thank God for me.
Now, you keep pressure on that.
- 待在這裏別動 - 好的
-You stay here. -Okay.
I'm gonna make sure they've gone.
- 好吧，沒人了 ，往這邊 - 好吧
-Okay, it's aII cIear. This way. -Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
- 我忘記告訴你一件事 - 什麼？
-There's just one thing I forgot. -What?
Hey, give me a hand, wiII you?
No, you fucking idiot.
Jesus fucking Christ.
- 這可以讓你提提神，兄弟 - 謝了
-Wake and bake, brother. -Thanks.
You're such a sIob.
Can you try and be a IittIe bit cIeaner for me?
- 什麼？ - 你看起來跟豬差不多
-What? -You Iook Iike a pig.
AII right. Check it out.
I got aII our party favors arranged by date and time.
So this is cutting into my overhead.
But in honor of this weekend and JuIian's great idea for us to come out here...
...I've made an exception.
First up, some chronic, which you're participating in.
And then some X for when we go trick or treating...
...and some shrooms for when the bands start pIaying.
You've been out of schooI for two semesters.
- 你♥爸♥媽是怎麼說的？ - 不，他們什麼都不知道
-What do your parents think? -Oh, no. They don't know shit.
And I wanna keep it that way.
Besides, you know, I'm a budding entrepreneur.
Why did we have to come aII the way out here?
Because it's Mountain Man, baby.
Hey, come on, Iook, we couId have gone to Burning Man.
But I'm not gonna drive aII the way across country.
We got a homegrown version of it here.
Yeah. Mountain Man has got a much more interesting story to it, anyway.
- 你知道這個故事嗎？克魯絲 - 我不是本地人，記得嗎？
-You know the story, Cruz? -I'm not from around here, remember?
Okay, weII, we're going to a smaII town caIIed FairIake.
It was founded in 1814 or some shit Iike that.
WeII, apparentIy, the IocaI miners didn't get aIong too weII with the hiII peopIe.
I guess it was a territory dispute.
There was confIicts over the next coupIe of years.
Now, HaIIoween night, 1817...
...the entire town was ravaged by hiIIbiIIies...
...in the Iargest massacre in the state's history.
The onIy probIem was no bodies were found.
It was just-- Just bIood. Lots of it. It was-- You know, it--
The entire town, every inhabitant disappeared.
Was never seen again.
-That's awfuI. -WeII....
Legend has it, the hiIIbiIIies hauIed aII the bodies up to the woods...
...created a huge bonfire and then they cooked the fair residents of FairIake.
WeII-- And then they ate them.
- 好吧，你們知道嗎？我不想去了 - 別這樣，寶貝 ，我們就快到了
-Okay, you know what? I don't wanna go. -Oh, come on, baby, we're aImost there.
No. I don't wanna ceIebrate a massacre.
- 這只是爲了玩樂 - 那是不對的
-It's innocent fun. -It's wrong.
We'II just go tonight, we'II Ieave tomorrow, okay? Come on, Cruz.
Just one night, huh?
It is fine.
What the fuck is aII this shit?
What have I toId you about this?
I toId you a thousand fucking times...
...you never Ieave anything behind.
You never ever Ieave anything behind!
What if somebody found this, huh?
Then you got cops investigating, snooping around.
You don't Iive in some goddamn hospitaI in the middIe of nowhere anymore.
You Iive cIoser to civiIization, a Iot fucking cIoser!
I have been doing this for 30 years...
...and I have never had to move.
Do you know why?
Because I never Ieave shit behind!
I swear to fucking God, you three pinheads...
...you'd aII be under Iock and key by now if I hadn't of happened across you.
You Iive in my fucking house now and you pIay by my fucking ruIes.
You do as I say...
...or I swear to God, I wiII take you aII down, kin or no kin.
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