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回電♥話♥ 弗雷迪 給我回電♥話♥
Call me. Freddie, call me back.
Oh, Freddie! Finally.
Nope. Not Freddie.
It's Jackie, your good child.
I'm sorry. I'm just worried about your brother.
I'm sure he'll get back to you when he stops being stupid.
Freddie's not stupid, Jackie.
Come on. The kid failed "Spanish I" Three times.
They were finally just like, "No más, por favor."
Be nice. He's not like you.
By the time you were in L.A. For a year, you had a job, boyfriend.
What does Freddie have?
Nada. He just doesn't know how to say it.
Relax. I'm sure you'll hear from him soon.
I'm sure you're right.
I love you, Mom.
I love you, too.
So you're not going to tell her
you're flying out there to check on him?
No, she'd just try to talk me out of it.
It's been four days since I've heard from him, Sharon.
I get it.
When Ted Jr. first got married,
I didn't hear from him for a month,
and I freaked out.
Turns out that nasty old wife of his
saved my name in his phone as "Spam Risk."
But flying out to Los Angeles is insane,
even for you, Jean.
Sweetie, ever since you lost Mike,
if you don't hear back from someone right away,
you immediately assume the worst.
You have issues, Jean.
This isn't a dead husband thing.
Trust me. I just know my own kid.
The reason Freddie failed "Spanish I" Three times
is because he couldn't ask the teacher for help.
His silence is a scream.
So, how long are you staying out there?
As long as he needs me.
So, what are you thinking?
It's California. He's good-looking.
Spells pornos to me.
天啊 莎倫 那可是弗雷迪
Oh, for cripes sake, Sharon. It's Freddie.
When was the last time you saw a good-looking guy in a porno?
Not since everybody went hairless.
Really? I don't mind that.
I don't know who I'm supposed to be anymore.
If I'm not mothering, am I still a mother?
If I'm not teaching anymore, am I still a teacher?
I think you're overreacting.
Do we even exist, Sharon?
Well, maybe this is when we get to slow down
and contemplate our quiet wisdom.
We're contemplating, ya dick!
Ooh, well, hello!
Oh, who are you?
Oh, that's quite a face you have there.
You might want to get off the ground.
Ripper has a tendency to hump.
So do I.
Uh, I'm Jean.
I'm your renter.
I'm Danny. Uh, I'm your host.
Actually, I just became an Incredi-host,
which is, uh -- It's a pretty big deal in the hosting world.
They sent me a little sticker for my water bottle.
Anyway, come on in. Come on in.
I watch a lot of "Forensic Files" --
nondescript white male luring women to his guest house.
I just texted your photo and address to my friend Sharon.
She's a security guard at Ross Dress For Less.
She took a hanger to the neck during Black Friday
and still finished her shift.
So, if you murder me, you won't get away with it.
Okay. Lots to take in there.
Yet all I can really think about
is being described as "Nondescript."
This is nice.
I, uh -- I built it for my wife's parents.
Unfortunately, my wife left.
But fortunately, she took her parents with her.
So, you're divorced?
Uh, I'm en route.
My wife and I dropped our daughter at college,
and I turned to her and said, "Finally, it's our time."
她說"天啊 不 是單人世界"
And she said "God, no. It's me time."
And then her lawyers started billing me for their time.
So, Airbnb time.
Anyway, clearly, I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself.
My husband died when my kids were 11 and 8.
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
I really wish you'd gone first.
Told your story first, not died.
So, what brings you to California?
Uh, somehow both my kids ended up here.
You know, I think my son is in trouble.
He hasn't called me back in four days.
And you flew all the way to Los Angeles?
My kids and I are very connected.
Honestly, I'd still be breastfeeding if we lived in France.
Okay. Uh, we got a full kitchen.
There is a separate bedroom,
much like my wife and I had towards the end.
She blamed it on my snoring.
I think it was more to do with the 30-year-old lifeguard
she was sleeping with.
I don't know why I told you that.
Oh, people tell me stuff. It's kind of a thing with me.
Which is why it bothers me so much
that I don't know what's going on with my son.
Ah, well, you know, sometimes you have to wait
for people to come to you.
I'm more of a hunt them down
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