劇集 | 肯醫生（2015） | 導航列表
I looked it up online. It's hemorrhoids.
That's your diagnosis?
Who should we listen to?
The doctor or the guy with the inflamed ass
and the internet connection?
All right, WebMD-bag.
Based on your symptoms, I'm recommending a colonoscopy.
Hey, relax with the upsell, buddy.
It's a hemorrhoid.
"It's a hemorrhoid." Duh.
You would know since your head's up your ass.
That was a good one. Hold on a second.
Go to hell!
It's just a little hemorrhoid!
「去洗吧 介只繫個小痔瘡 」
"Go to hell! It's just a little hemorrhoid!"
Man, I love that guy.
Oh, my God.
I'm so stressed out.
These patients are such whiny, complaining bitches.
You know what I mean?
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
Um, what do you think might alleviate your stress?
Well, for starters, my wife could help.
In what way?
Well, she could conduct
the rest of this session with her top off.
We could see where it goes.
I only do that for paying customers.
You have change for a $5?
- Dr. Park? - Yes?
Your 15 is running late.
Thank you, Nina.
Ken, what is wrong with you?
You know, Molly's got her driver's test today,
and I'm, like, so nervous.
What if she doesn't fail?
Look at her.
She's our baby girl, and cars are death machines.
You said the same thing about tricycles, seesaws, and puppies.
Puppies grow up to be dogs, dogs eventually die.
會傷心 會嗑藥 會賣♥♥淫 死翹翹
Broken heart, drug abuse, prostitution, death.
The day I got my license, I was so excited.
I was waving to a buddy,
and I drove straight into a parked car.
But she's not you.
She's like me but popular.
We have the same number of hands,
but she has way more people to wave to.
She's growing up. We got to give her some freedom.
Kids don't need freedom. They need --
What's the opposite of freedom?
他們需要 被膠帶 束縛起來
They need... to be taped...down.
Oh, my God.
You sound like your father.
No, I don't.
My father sounds like this.
"Tape down. Child cannot run!"
Okay, come on.
Mama's got to work.
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
沒關係的 坎託斯先生 進來吧
It's all right, Mr. Cantos. Come on in.
Just talk about your kids a lot.
Gets her super-turned on.
What you got going on?
對 對 才藝秀
Oh, right, right. Big Talent Show.
Lay it on me.
Oh, Katy Perry.
Sexy yet kid-friendly.
Oh, good god! Is that mime?!
打住 打住 打住
Oh, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
And now you're in a box? Really?
...Every kid does one thing in school that they're defined by,
and you really don't want yours to be mime,
because that is an invisible box that you cannot get out of.
Oh, you showed dad your mime act?
Yeah, and he thinks it's lame.
Dave, I don't think it's lame.
I know it's lame.
I am so proud of your originality, honey.
Why don't you go practice upstairs?
Uhp. Forgot my box.
Need a hand with that, buddy?
No, dad. It's imaginary.
拜託 艾莉 我們不能這樣任其發展
Come on, Alli. We can't just let this happen.
We got to protect him.
We got to support him.
And this is what he wants to do.
You know what the audience is gonna want to do?
Suck it, Los Angeles!
Your traffic just got a little worse!
Oh, you passed!
Thanks for being happy for me, dad.
Oh, Molly, if it seems like I'm not happy,
It's only because I'm not.
Of course your dad is happy.
I'm not. I'm really not.
好吧 你要是不能開心 那就閉嘴
Okay, if you can't be happy, can you be quiet?
How about that?
Anyway, I was thinking tomorrow night
I should probably take dad's convertible.
You can't have my car.
I need it.
Is it cool if I take your car tomorrow night?
Sure. I think there's --
No. Need that one, too.
You need two cars?
Yeah, I'm having a...parade.
Thanks a lot, dad.
I spend all day listing to those damaged nutjobs
on that couch telling me all the ways
their parents screwed them up.
Molly's growing up, Ken.
Rip off the duct tape or you're gonna lose her.
Fine, I'll try it your way.
You're right -- I love these kids.
劇集 | 肯醫生（2015） | 導航列表