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Behind Locked Doors
Hollywood starlet Lacey Rivers
has reached a new low--
running over innocent pedestrians,
and this time she's going to jail.
I think when Lacey Rivers
started off doing commercials,
when she had the TV series,
doing guest spots,
she was wonderful. She was a rocket.
Then... to call her a train wreck--
right now I think she's a train wreck.
Lacey Rivers is a train wreck.
I told you--
I'm still talking to you!
The actress was arrested
outside a posh L.A. nightclub this weekend
for reckless endangerment
after running over a family of German tourists
while drunk, high on cocaine,
and Tweeting behind the wheel.
When I was young,
I went through my wild times, too.
當然了 我是說 那是在我生活穩定下來之前
I mean, that was before I settled down, of course,
you know, with Hannah.
Yeah, I can always rely on Lacey
to do something totally inappropriate.
You know, I get 12,000 text messages a day,
but I don't read them while driving.
Lacey? Let me tell you
a little something about Lacey, okay?
Lacey only dated me because of my Y star status, okay?
I hope the little tramp rots in hell, you know?
我是說 看看她 再看看我
I mean, look at her. Look at me.
I can't even afford a haircut.
I love you so much!
Fans rallied to her support today
in an L.A. Superior Court hearing,
where she was sentenced to 18 months behind bars.
Looks like this part-time princess
is about to find herself behind locked doors.
Are you from the South?
I thought I detected a slight southern twang.
嘖嘖 一個心性紋身 真性感
Oh, a heart tattoo. Sexy.
You're going to be real popular in here.
I'm popular everywhere.
Tell that to the poor pedestrians you mowed down
while Tweeting behind the wheel.
I should be in Prague right now shooting a movie.
哦 某人最好還是讓Dakota Fanning去演吧
Well, somebody better call Dakota Fanning
because it looks like you're going to be unavailable!
Sorry it's not exactly a designer
you can wear on the red carpet,
but I'm sure you'll make it work.
Welcome to hell, princess.
Prison can be a very scary place--
survival of the fittest and all that.
What's a spoiled young Hollywood actress to do
when thrown into the tank with all those sharks?
Those are just the prison guards.
不 Lacey Rivers會依靠
No, Lacey Rivers is going to have to rely
on her one skill she can count on-- her acting.
You don't get 5 million a picture
without any talent.
Behind these locked doors, our little Lacey
is about to give the performance of her life.
Almost home, princess.
Can you please stop calling me that?
But you were so memorable
as that feisty teenage princess
who escapes her magical kingdom to go on Spring Break.
How are you still single?
給我記住 公主 你現在進了我的城♥堡♥了
Just remember, you are in my castle now, princess,
and I'm the queen around here!
You got that?
Officer, show this tramp to her suite.
Enjoy your stay.
We're not all like that.
So what are you in for?
Just trying to be sociable,
you know, considering we're stuck in here together.
I've never really had roommates, you know.
I've always had a place of my own.
聽着 親愛的 我不是你的室友
Listen, honey, I'm not your roommate.
We're not going to be sharing makeup tips
or braiding each other's hair.
So keep your mouth shut
and stay out of my way.
Didn't mean to scare you.
I'm Big Aggie.
Oh, I know who you are.
I'm your number 1 fan.
Don't fight me, darling.
This could be the beginning of a great love story.
You can play Juliet...
just like in the movies.
Let her go, Aggie.
Take a hike, Camille.
This ain't your concern.
She's not into you.
I said she's not your type.
You mind if I...
You saved my ass.
You gotta get a lot tougher
if you want to survive around here.
What happened to her?
One of Aggie's girls.
That's how she marks her territory.
How can they let her get away with that?
She's a bigger psycho than Aggie.
What about him?
Cutie-pie over there.
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