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Way back in days of old
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant
Square jaw and perfect hair
Cojones out to there
There was no hero quite like Galavant
Tough, plus every other manly value
Mess with him, he'll disembowel you
Yay, he ruled in every way
A fairy-tale clich
And people called him Galavant
There he is!
The man we're speaking of, he had a lady love
And Madalena, she was one fair maiden
Long legs and perfect skin
A body built for sin
With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in
Ah, true love was never this ecstatic
Nor as wildly acrobatic
Yes, he loved her to excess
Thrice daily, more or less
And she'd be screaming
One tiny problem -Look
Soon would arise
Richard, a nearby king of wealth and stature
He watched Madalena, lust in his eyes
And he asked her for her hand
Well, more like a demand
Well, more like had his henchmen snatch her
不 伽爾凡特 救命
No! Galavant, help!
Which brings us to today The royal wedding day
No one can stop it now but Galavant
Poor Madalena waits behind King Richard's gates
For the arrival of her Galavant
Now, at last begins our true adventure
Epic, wild, a real butt-clencher!
So, huzzah and tally ho!
Sit back and here we go
Attend the tale of Galava-a-a-a-nt!
Is everything all right... My Princess?
Yes, My King.
I should think so.
In a few moments, we shall marry,
and you will instantly become the richest,
most powerful woman in the land.
是的 陛下 我好激動
Yes, My King. Very exciting.
And then... tonight...
You will join me in my bed.
Yes, My King.
We're going to do it!
We're not going to just sit in bed and open gifts
and talk about how much fun the wedding was, okay?
We're... doing... it.
我的意思是 當然啦 我們會拆一些禮物
I mean, of course, we're going to open some presents,
- but then we're going to do it. - Got it.
By all the stars above, I'll save my one true love
看那 哇哦 是他
Hey, look! Oh, wow! It's him!
I shall not be denied until she's by my side
I suggest you fall.
And so, on this glorious day,
we celebrate the union of our greatest king!
So sorry to interrupt.
好吧 好吧 等一下
All right, all right. Hold on.
Now, Gareth and I could surely fight all night to an even draw,
if that's what you want.
Hell, you can even send all your men to help him,
if you so desire.
But I'll fend them all off.
'Cause here's the thing.
I love her, Richard.
She's the first thing I think of in the morning
and the last thing I think of in the eve.
And you can offer her great fame,
and you can offer her great fortune,
Only I can offer her
And that is what she chooses.
I don't know. I've been thinking
a lot about it ever since he kidnapped me, and...
I'm gonna go with the fame and fortune.
-好棒 -感覺這樣生活會更輕鬆些 你知道的
- Yes! - Seems like an easier life, you know?
噢 真抱歉 伽爾 希望我們還能做朋友
Oh, I'm really sorry, Gal. I hope we can be friends.
-稍等一下 親愛的 嗯
- Hold that thought, darling. - Mm.
Good night, sweet prince.
Damn it, Gareth.
Would you just do that for me, please?
Good morning... sir.
I see we're getting an early start this morning.
噢 你想幹嘛 席德
Oh, what do you want, Sid?
Sir... when you hired me to be your squire,
it was the most exciting thing to ever happen to me.
- Mm. - Best squireship in the land.
My parents completely plotzed.
But ever since Madalena...
- Don't say her name. - Right.
There's someone here to see you.
She brings with her an opportunity.
I would beg you to meet with her.
-席德 我誰也不見 -她就在這兒 請允許我介紹
- Sid, I'm not seeing anyone. - And here she is... may I present
the Princess Isabella Maria Lucia "Elisabeeta"...
-貝塔 - 巴倫西亞的貝塔
- "Betta." - ...Betta of Valencia.
Well, that's a mouthful.
I have traveled long and far to seek your favor.
Four months ago, my peaceful kingdom of Valencia...
I'm sorry. What is that smell?
That would be me.
Four months ago,
my peaceful kingdom of
Valencia fell under attack from a rival land.
My people were taken captive.
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