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Jacob Ben Israel here at
"Sudden Death", big stakes senior year.
Who will succeed and who will fail?
Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback,
mediocre Glee Club lead.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Yeah, I have plans.
My mom still hasn't decided
if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford yet.
And where are you applying?
I'm not. I'm only a junior.
Senior, junior, junior.
他高三 我高二 他也高二
Huh. I thought you were a senior.
The chair adds a year.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, you
咪 咪 咪 咪 咪 呦
Me, me, me, me, me, me...
咪 咪 咪 咪 咪
I'm glad you asked.
This year we'll both be applying
to a New York-based performing arts school...
We'll get an eclectic little apartment
on the Lower East Side...
Think Bette and
Barbara Hershey in Beaches.
I'll originate a role in a new Sondheim musical;
Tony by 25. Married by 30 Legally!
Broadway, Lincoln Center, West End,
我在百老匯 林肯中心 西尾劇院表演
a tasteful HBO miniseries.
It's all right here in my planner, you see?
Twitter says you're officially dating Sam Evans,
AKA Trouty Mouth, AKA Hobo McBieber.
Honey, that is so June.
Yeah, Sam and I dated,
but his dad got a job out of state.
But I'm gonna give you an exclusive.
There's a new man in Mercedes' life now,
and he's my future plans.
I'm not your only your future plans, baby.
You're gonna be a star,
and when you graduate and win that first Grammy,
we're gonna make beautiful cocoa babies.
Ooh, baby, how you talk.
Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top 'ho
and modeling my fierceness
after my numero uno Latina: Paula Abdul.
Paula Abdul is an Arab.
Hey, has anyone seen Quinn Fabray?
Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Are you working on a time machine, too?
I'm really excited about this year.
The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing.
I look around, and everyone knows where they're headed
or at least what they want.
It's like I can't even remember who I am anymore.
Taste the rainbow, glee-yatch!
Now I remember.
Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
Guess who woke up right before I did?
I haven't brushed yet.
Mr. Shue, why are all of our trophies
in the middle of the room?
I was sure that
our Nationals trophy would grow during the summer.
I want this image burned into your mind.
This is what the difference between first
and 12th place looks like.
It's also what it feels like.
Are you planning on bumming us out all year long?
No. I'm planning on pushing you harder
than you've ever been pushed.
We made it to Nationals last year.
This year, I'm not going to let anything or anyone
stop us from winning it all.
I let you down last year.
I lost focus,
Let some Broadway pipe dream get in the way.
And we're really sorry that
the guy who replaced you
in April Rhodes' musical won the Tony.
I mean, I can only imagine your regret.
Yeah, you know what I regret?
Being the laughingstock of the show choir world.
And that's saying something.
Mercedes has a point.
Finn and Rachel's "The Kiss That Missed"
already has 20,000 views on YouTube,
and the comments section is just full of pithy banter like
"Why is that T Rex eating the Jew?"
How many times do we have to apologize?
Yeah. No more apologies.
The school hates us even more now.
Which is why we have to work
even harder this year to recruit new members.
We're three men down.
Yeah, only because Puckerman
couldn't convince Zizes to stay.
What we had was hot,
but after the debacle of Nationals,
the Glee Club is not,
and my cool factor can't withstand it, all right?
My rep is in free fall.
Oh, don't be sad.
We'll always have Subway.
She's the one that got away
really, really slowly.
Where's Quinn? MIA.
No one's heard from her.
It's sad. I miss her.
No one is going to join, Mr. Shue.
All they need is a little inspiration--
and I happen to have some,
courtesy of Al Motta of Motta's Pianos.
Bring 'em in, guys!
You guys are going to love this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, if there are purple pianos
involved in this, I am on board.
These pianos were repossessed from foreclosed homes.
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