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Last season on Glee.
Quinn had a baby, Finn and Rachel are in love,
Sue's going easy on Will, and even though the Glee Club
worked really hard to get to Regionals,
they didn't win.
But it's okay to not win an award,
particularly when you had so much fun getting there, right?
We didn't even place.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
Up here. Come on, focus.
Hi, I'm Jacob Ben Israel
with Glee's Big Gay Summer,
with all the Glee Club dish you're dying to know.
Rachel, how do you respond to rumors
you're incredibly difficult to work with?
Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
We've been dating all summer.
Rachel's what you'd call a controllist.
"Controllist" Isn't a word.
Oh. I'm controlling.
Performing is my life.
And yes, do I have opinions about it?
Does my need to constantly express those opinions
annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?
That was out loud, wasn't it?
Will Schuester, how do you respond to a recent post
on my blog saying your Glee Club song selections
sound like they come from a drag queen's iPod?
Well, I try to do something for everybody.
25% show tunes, 25% hip-hop, 25% classic rock...
舞臺音樂劇 嘻哈樂 古典搖滾各佔四分之一
Confirm or deny the rumor
that because you knocked up Quinn Fabray,
you spent all your summer pool cleaning money
on a vasectomy.
It was the responsible thing to do.
Is it also true you're suffering from a crippling depression
because you're not over Miss Fabray?
How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?
Well, I'm happy to be back, and I'm ready
to start fresh.
And... I'm a lot less hormonal,
so... so there's not really any crying.
How was your summer?
My eyes are up here, JewFro.
And it was uneventful.
People thought I went on vacation,
but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
What can you say about the rumors
the two of you are dating?
Because we're both Asian?
Did you get that?
You saw it here first.
Did you know there's a forum on my blog
that's begging you to stop rapping?
Wait, th-the kids don't like it when I rap?
When will you Glee Clubbers
accept the fact that people hate you Kiss it, Jacob.
大家討厭你們這個事實 省省吧 雅各布
and think you're nothing
but a glorified karaoke club Go away, go away.
浪費錢財 走開 走開
designed to make the inventors of AutoTune
millions of dollars?
When exactly did you ink your sponsorship with Lands' End?
When are you slated
to make your triumphant return to the Shire?
How do you get the white on rice?
What did you do with all that breast milk?
You know what, Jacob?
It doesn't take much courage for people
to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barcaloungers
and log on to the Internet
and start tearing people down, does it?
But you know what does take some courage?
Standing up and singing about something.
So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog.
Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online,
say what you have to say to my face.
Welcome back, lady!
I don't suppose there's any way you could just
cut out that last part, is there?
Hey, why so glum, William?
Cat crap in your coffee?
Or are you worried no one's
signing up for your little club there?
Not at all, Sue.
Nationals are in New York City this year.
I think that list is gonna be filled up in no time.
Well, you know what your problem is?
just sign up."
Nobody wants to be
part of a club that just anyone can join.
It's a court summons-- child endangerment--
'cause there's been a line of would-be Cheerios!
out there since late July.
I guess they lost their humanity a little bit.
One girl ate a pigeon, several others
started worshipping a possum carcass as their lord.
That's how much they want to be Cheerios!
Well, sorry, Sue.
Anyone who wants to join Glee Club gets to join.
Oh, God, Will, let me break it down for you.
天啊 威爾 讓我跟你講清楚吧
High school is a dry run for the rest of your life.
Not everyone can be champions.
Not everyone should be champions.
We need fry cooks and bus drivers.
Well, Sue, it's how I work, and it's not going to change.
蘇 這是我的風格 我也不想改變
I like being friends with you, Will.
This is fun.
You make not trying to destroy Glee Club easy.
You know why?
'Cause you're doing such a bang-up job of it
all by yourself.
Oh, it's time to feed my gimp.
Oh, and also, Figgins wants to see us.
Hands off that list.
Cut my budget?
You can't cut my budget without written consent
from the President of the Federal Reserve!
It's in my contract!
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