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You like root beer?
'Cause I think we got some root beer.
Got some Hellfire Cheesy Puffs behind the counter.
不了 謝謝 一杯這個就好
No, thanks. Just... Just this.
It was a trick question anyway.
I don't sell Hellfire nothing.
去他們的 懂我說的是誰吧 殭屍們
Screw 'em, know what I mean? Zombies.
How do you know I'm not a zombie?
'Cause you ain't sucking my brain out of its skull
like I'm a damn oyster.
The night's young.
You almost had me there, "The night's young."
I was almost buying it.
But zombies don't come in here.
They know what's good for 'em.
What makes you say that?
Fillmore-Graves makes us stock self-tanning lotion,
and we ain't sold one of 'em.
Zombies know they ain't welcome here.
This here homie don't play.
Time's nearly up for zombies.
That I can tell you.
We ain't gonna keep letting ourselves be hostages.
That's for damn sure.
What's the hurry?
Ain't no place to go.
All of us is stuck in these 15 square miles.
The last portion of brains in the morgue,
if not all of Seattle.
I spent five days with you in my head, and now that you're gone,
I'd rather you stay gone.
You were an unpleasant man with an unpleasant job.
You dangled an old lady off her balcony because she, what,
Ever heard of anger management?
Maybe you should've tried soothing whale sounds.
But I'm spoiled.
I rarely have to choke down brain tubes
like every other zombie in the city.
麗芙 麗芙 開始了
Liv! Liv, it's happening.
I should've known last night
when I was more interested in eating the pizza guy
than the pizza itself.
謝謝你 上帝 你真好
Thank you, Grace. For being this kind,
I'll be forever your humble servant.
That was mine.
I take it all back.
Whoever this was, delicious.
It was Thumb-breaker Barnes.
Who looks good?
I'm going for a swim.
Don't be here when I get back.
有馬拉松運動員的腦子 今晚回來 十點鐘吧
marathoner brain. Come back tonight, say 10:00?
Get this through your head.
Blaine is King Kong
and the rest of us are merely Skull Island natives.
Don't ask why.
Just go tell the girls that Twofer Tuesdays is a real thing
decreed by the mighty Kong.
Remember, Don E,
't was Beauty killed the Beast.
Yeah, well, there are worse ways to go.
- Everything okay? - Actually...
Actually, things are better than okay.
They're the hunky-doriest. Candy was just leaving.
We got problems.
So we're more like hunky-dory adjacent?
It's a train wreck, that video, man.
That video is killing us.
Where have you been the past 48 hours?
Did you talk to those lawyers I texted you about?
Were they from the firm of Young & Willing?
Come here. We got company.
What video, Don E?
Convenience store surveillance cam
caught a couple of zombies ripping apart some lady
who had the bad sense to bump into their hooptie.
And what's that got to do with us?
Turns out, humans don't like seeing men of a certain
"complexion" chowing down on nice human ladies.
So humans are gathering their pitchforks and their torches?
You know how they get.
It's six humans in particular who should concern us.
It's the six Border Patrol agents
who we pay to look the other way
when we're smuggling brains through the south channel.
I guess they used to think that zombies were essentially decent.
Well, now that they've seen one of their own womenfolk
put through debraining process,
we can't pay them enough to ignore it.
So who's here?
Think of all the people in the world you'd enjoy seeing.
It's none of them.
They're petitioning me to let two humans out of the city
- for a dance contest? - Mm-hmm.
Dance of a lifetime.
No, I'm not letting humans out to dance.
Producers say they'll give us a one-minute commercial spot
in each episode.
To advertise what?
Our tourism's way down.
It's been too long, old friend.
I really do hope this is a social call.
I got a call from the brain plant this morning
with some disturbing news.
They told you, then.
That we live in a quarantined city
teetering between self-destruction and annihilation?
We delivered 1,200 fewer brains this week.
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