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Hey, you guys.
When Jane was young,
her grandmother taught her to protect her flower.
And so, Jane waited.
Which wasn't always easy.
This was Jane's fiance Michael.
He's a detective.
Their life was perfectly on track until...
Oh, there you are, Dr. Alver.
You have an insemination in seven and a pap in eight.
- I got it. - She does not "got it".
Are you ready for your insemination?
I artificially inseminated the wrong woman.
And the father to be?
Rafael Solano, the rich owner of the Marbella Hotel.
See, Rafael had cancer
so it was his very last sperm sample...
or so he thought.
But guess what happened?
Jane and Rafael, they fell in love.
So, Jane broke up with Michael.
And Rafael broke up with Petra.
Until Rafael started spiraling and broke up with Jane...
which for the record, he really regrets.
Also full of regrets? Petra.
See, she owns part of Rafael's hotel,
but she doesn't have the one thing she really wants.
Rafael. So, when this happened...
Your husband's sperm sample was split into two vials.
One was misplaced. We just found it.
She naturally took it herself.
I know, straight out of a telenovela, right?
Well, imagine this--
Jane's father was international telenovela star
Rogelio de la Vega.
And he reconnected with her mother Xiomara.
And remember Detective Michael?
Well, he was on the hunt for Sin Rostro, a notorious crime boss
who ran a plastic surgery ring,
changing criminals' faces.
And Sin Rostro turned out to be Rafael's stepmother Rose.
And she disappeared and who knows what she looks like now?
I know, OMG, right?
And speaking of OMG,
Jane had her baby.
A beautiful boy named Mateo,
and then, this happened...
Which, I'm afraid, is where we left off.
To give some context,
last night's episode of The Miracles of Mariana
ended with quite the frightening cliffhanger.
I just don't know if I can stomach all the ups and downs.
Then don't watch.
Of course I'm watching.
Did you make me...?
Turn it up, Ma.
Jane would think about that theme song briefly
when she was told the worst news ever.
But that hasn't happened yet.
You see, we're only...
Definitely not that one.
Wait, what's wrong with this one?
Well, he's got a hat on.
We got to send one out that shows his hair.
He's known for his hair.
He's known for his hair?
Well, he will be when we send out the birth announcement.
Hey, what are you two doing over there?
- Nothing. - I agree.
Just discussing their drunken wedding night in Vegas.
- Where's Mateo? - Matelio.
How long's the hearing test take anyway?
He's only been gone nine minutes.
You timed it?
We're on a nursing schedule.
You have to keep track.
When he eats, which boob,
Mom, it's helpful.
- Hey, there. - Hi.
I'm here to take Mateo for his hearing test.
Oh, another nurse took him.
Helen, her name was.
There's no nurse in maternity named Helen.
It should be noted that moments before
getting the call that would change everything,
Michael was feeling... well, I'll be honest...
a little blue.
You okay, buddy?
只是 我說不好 有點傷心
Just, uh, I don't know, a little blue.
Yeah. Me, too.
I got passed over for a promotion.
My ex-fiancee was, accidentally artificially inseminated
with the sperm of this rich hotel owner,
who she just happened to have a crush on in high school.
And they had their baby tonight, so...
Wow. You win.
Hello, Detective Cordero.
Or Sin Rostro.
I always did love a good play on words.
Why are you calling?
Because I have something you want.
I want answers! That's what I want!
- Where is our son?! - We don't know.
The baby's not in the hospital.
And I've just got word that surveillance tapes
show the woman, the one Jane described...
According to his chart, he hasn't had his hearing test.
Oh, it was a full house earlier. I'm sorry.
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