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That's it, hang in there. Oh, my God!
就是這樣 堅持住 天啊
Oh, my God.
"Midway in our life's journey,
I went astray from the straight road
and woke to find myself alone
in a dark wood."
It's still suite 282.
How long has it been?
Can't get too suntanned, they'll fire me.
Oh, you must have gotten it wet.
Let me see.
You know what? Who cares what time it is?
You would not have liked that.
You wouldn't have liked it at all.
I had to walk down the beach away from the crowds
to this surf shop
and knock on a door with a closed sign.
It was so seedy down there.
Plus, I had to get my money from here.
I know you've tried it,
but you haven't had sex high.
It makes it so much more intense.
Everything you see on your plate is
what you would find in a royal Hawaiian feast.
That purple pudding is poi.
It's strange, but satisfying.
And we Hawaiians say that it's ono,
which means tasty.
But you might just say, "Ono, I'm not eating that."
但你們或許會說 "噢不 我不要喫那個"
This is real Hawaiian food.
Even the macaroni salad.
But, of course, at the Royal Hawaiian,
不過 當然了 在皇家夏威夷酒店
we try to treat every guest like they're--
Well, everything is better here.
I'm sure it is.
It must take a lot of work to stand out in paradise.
Don, you have to try this.
Oh, don't bother. It's wallpaper paste.
Just eat the pig.
Now, while you stay with us at the lovely,
beautiful Royal Hawaiian,
make sure you see enchanted Diamond Head
and all of the natural wonders of the island by bus or by boat.
It's easy if you book one of our guided tours in the lobby.
Come. Come dance.
I've got nothing to do with this.
Go ahead, Don.
Leave him alone, honey.
I want to do it.
No, you have to do it like this.
You have to relax.
Get in the spirit of the islands.
They call me the Hawaiian Elvis.
Gentlemen, I remind you,
this is my job.
Stop laughing or I'll make them come back for you.
Excuse me, Corinne. I hate to bother you.
不好意思 凱琳 我冒昧打擾了
I mean, I know your name's not Corinne.
No, It's Megan.
Oh, my goodness. I'm really bothering you.
No, not at all.
You're so much trimmer than you are on TV.
Do people tell you that?
"To Have and to Hold" is my favorite.
I mean, I watch a few, and you're obviously on vacation.
Well, I know you're new to "Berkshire Falls,"
but I can tell you-- you just have a way.
Thank you so much.
Would you mind signing an autograph to my niece?
She's a bigger fan than I am.
I'd be delighted.
What's her name? Karen.
It's like Corinne.
I can't believe Victor won't acknowledge you.
Well, we'll see what happens.
Enjoy your stay.
Those women really knew me.
One of them was from Minnesota.
I didn't even know they had the show there.
I love it here.
Hey, Galloway, you want another?
Can I get a tall beer? Chop chop.
So, mister, has he moved at all?
Well, you're either dead or you've got great balance.
Hey, were you in the service?
I got the same one.
What branch? Army.
You can say that again.
Was Korea like this?
'Cause I'll tell you,
they offer you R&R in Honolulu
and you think, "Did anybody notice it's the same place?"
But I'm glad to be here, I can tell you that.
You on your anniversary?
Folks have been pretty friendly.
After all the shit that went on last summer Stateside,
I was looking for a fight.
That'd be classy-- showing up with a black eye.
This is my bachelor party.
I'm getting married tomorrow.
Congratulations. Let me buy you a drink.
Nah, I got a shitload of combat pay.
Let me buy you one.
You some kind of astronaut?
I'm in advertising.
We got this .50 caliber machine gun.
You should see what it does to a water buffalo.
Oh, my Lord. I could paint this place red.
How long do you have left?
Ceremony's at 0800.
Four hours or so.
No, in Vietnam.
Someone told her married guys live longer
'cause they got something to live for.
She's from San Diego.
She met me halfway in Hawaii.
I met her halfway by getting married.
Were you married when you were in Korea?
And you made it.
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