Todd, we need to talk.
Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!
I need to tell you something.
It's okay, Lurlene.
I found your punch card. I know they're fake.
Yes, but no.
You slept with the football team again? It's okay.
沒錯 但也不是這件事 我在和別人交往
Yes, but no. I've met someone else.
You're just too... nice. I want a bad boy.
Let me in!
You must be Lurlene's bad boy.
Hey, those are fake! You're disgusting!
I don't know this guy!
Bye! It was great meeting you!
No! No! Agh!
There you are! Good boy!
Hmm, this milk tastes funny.
Well, Tommy, our cow, Betty, is pregnant,
so right now, we're drinking soy milk.
I've read that soy has estrogen in it.
Well, it's what makes a lady a lady.
A little soy milk isn't going to turn anybody into a lady overnight.
I'm Mrs. Milton.
My Suzie and I found this one sleeping on our farm this morning.
Dad, you lost your shoe again?
But Mr. Pickles did this to me!
Last night, I saw Mr. Pickles huffing gas,
then getting into the truck.
Next thing I know,
I woke up in a crib
next to a baby man at one of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties.
A horse man whipping a pig lady starting grabbing my nipples.
Then a robed man popped out of a cake.
Show us your face!
But it was Mr. Pickles in a doctor's mask.
He started cutting people up with a chain saw!
He put human heads on his paws and started dancing,
Then he put me in a truck with a bunch of body parts
and drove me to the Milton's farm where he stole my shoe!
And that's how I lost my shoe.
You and your crazy stories.
Anyway, bye now.
Please stop by anytime!
Dad, what do you do when you're in love?
Ugh, Tommy, nowadays, love is complicated,
but when you really love someone, just tell them how you feel.
Well, I'm off to work. Bye!
Dad's right! I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her!
Come on, Mr. Pickles!
Let's find Suzie's farm!
你好 我叫湯米 這是醃黃瓜先生
Hi! I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles!
Oops. Sorry about that.
That's okay. At least it's not soy milk.
I'm Suzie, and this is Gertie.
She's old, and her milk's going bad.
蘇西 我有事要告訴你 我愛你
Suzie, I wanted to tell you something. I love you.
Look, Tommy, since my pa starting drinking again,
這裏什麼事都要我做 給牛擠奶 餵豬
I got to do everything around here... milk the cow, feed the pigs,
even pay the bills. Come back when you got a job.
好 走吧 醃黃瓜先生
Okay! Come on, Mr. Pickles!
Agh, he hit me! He hit Wanda!
Hey, not I did not.
A-Are you okay?
At least take me to motel where Wanda live.
Listen, I'm sorry, but I really have to get to work.
Help! He hurt me!
Wanda make a friend!
Well, Mr. Pickles, I guess nobody will give me a job.
Jobs! Get your jobs here!
活 活 活[也有整形的意思]
I need a job.
You there, step right up!
But I'm over here.
Well, of course you are! Right this way.
Sorry for the mess.
I-I-I've lost my spectacles. So, what kind of job are you after?
I need a job that will help me pay bills 'cause Suzie ...
別說了 我知道你需要什麼 小姑娘
Say no more! I know just the job you need, little lady.
Now, it's off to Jiggly Wigglies with you!
Just go there, and soon you'll be able to pay all your bills,
including this one for $20,000!
Come on, Mr. Pickles!
Oh, and here! Five more visits, and your next job is free!
Linda! What are you selling today?
Uh, uh, uh, h-how about this shake-a-baby, huh?!
It tell you the truth!
Shake-a-baby, do birds fly?
Uh, see, that is true! Birds don't fly!
I'll sell it to you for $2!
That's pretty cheap for a shake-a-baby now!
怎麼了 姑娘 要生了嗎
What is it, girl? Is it time for the birth?
Don't worry. I've been taking la-Moo's classes.
Oh, Betty, we have some fun.
好了 我準備好了 來吧
Okay, okay, I'm ready! Here it comes!
這是 我的鞋 醃黃瓜先生把我的鞋
It's a... It's a ... my shoe! Mr. Pickles put my shoe in ...
Hey! Get back here, Betty!
你好 小湯米 你今天 天哪 湯米
Salutations, young Tommy! How you doing to... damn, Tommy!
Hi, Mr. Bojenkins! Do you know where jiggly Wigglies is?!
Wait, do your parents know about your, uh ... hmm.
那可不對勁 算了 那小子
Uh, that was not good, but damn, that boy got some
big ol' jiggly wigglies!
All right, now get out there and show them your talents!
Both of them! Go!
先生 你的錢掉了 還給你
Sir, you dropped this! Here you go!
You're doing a great job. Just keep moving like that!
Okay, like this?