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Thrust drive up 23%, Captain.
Engine variant down 4.85 millicycles, Captain.
Course bearing 12 degrees starboard into quadrant B-48.
Should we compensate, Captain?
啊 需要 修正係數6.9%
Oh, yeah, compensate 6.9%.
Also, I had some hot dogs generated for you guys.
You know, it's just my way of saying thanks.
About to exit asteroid field.
Once we're clear, it's hot dog time.
No exceptions Kyle.
I don't wanna hear about that cleanse.
I'm kidding Kyle.
We're really happy you're fighting your obesity.
Unidentified object coming towards us at 1,000 parsecs from C quadrant.
Increase shields, activate projection analysis.
Negative shields, sir.
We're showing a power drain of 85%.
Oh, crap, it's an ion asteroid.
Activate evasive protocol 124.
Ten seconds to impact, there's no time to get around it.
Run a spent fuel clean out burst
through the forward venting tubes.
That could destroy the ship.
Good to know. Do it.
That was highly unorthodox.
No one's ever thought to do a clean out burst
in all the years we've done this simulation.
How did you think to do that?
I have allergies.
And I'm also lactose intolerant
So you know sometimes I have these explosive sneezes.
It's like a fart sneeze combo.
And so, I thought you know what if the ship fart sneezed.
You guys think I'm an idiot, don't you?
You're making me captain of my own ship?
Chairman Woolworth thinks having a fresh faced young captain
might get the public interest in it up again.
Wait, has the public lost interest?
You know, you only discover rocks and dust
in 50 years of mapping the universe.
And suddenly you're stuck with
warehouses full of unsold mugs and t-shirts.
I tried to buy as many as I could, I'm sorry.
I told all my friends to.
我們會贏回羣衆的 - 好吧
We'll get the public back. - Okay.
Attitudes change every day.
You know there was a time
where all men wore long pieces of fabric around their necks
and called them ties?
Can you imagine a guy not wearing collar balls now?
啊 不好意思遲到了 各位
Oh. Sorry I'm late, everybody.
I had to wash my balls.
May I present Zalian, your engineer.
He will show you around your ship.
You mean I'm getting command of the Cruiser?
I had a model of it when I was a kid,
I even had your action figure.
You're a legend.
I had your action figure when I was a kid.
He's absorbed his share of engine radiation over the years.
但是 以我們的預算 他依舊是行業內最好的
But, at our price level, he's still the best in the business.
Oh, my God, this day is amazing.
Somebody pinch me.
好的 - 開玩笑的 我淤青體質
Okay. - Not really though I bruise fast.
Wait, how did my sister do on the test?
You and she are the first cadets in ten years to pass simulation A-19.
啊 謝謝老天爺 那麼她也有自己的飛艦了
Oh, thank god, so she's getting her own ship.
We're all terrified of her.
So we're making her your second in command.
What are you doing here?
We were just telling Stewart
that he's gonna be the captain of his own ship.
And you are gonna be his second in command,
reporting directly to your younger brother.
Isn't that gonna be fun?
One hour until departure.
All unauthorized personnel, please exit.
Look at me, Captain.
All hands on deck.
Fire the lasers.
Readying lasers, Captain.
啊 別別別 取消命令 我就開個玩笑
Oh, no, no, no, undo command, I was just kidding.
I don't wanna fire any lasers.
就是試着玩玩 你懂的 顯擺下我的權力
Just doing a bit, you know, abusing my power.
啊 歡迎光臨 艦長
Oh, greetings Captain.
My name's Natasha.
I'm programmed to monitor all ship functions,
Communicate with command vessels.
And provide data analyses and reference databases.
Are my breasts and buttocks to your liking?
Wh... what's that?
Oh, well optimally I'd be attractive enough for
you to want to perform well in front of me.
But not so attractive that
you'd fantasize about having sex with me.
We're good in the north and the south?
當然 滿意 滿意
Sure. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's enough.
好 就這樣 - 謝謝了 我告辭了
Good, okay. - Thank you, excuse me.
You're not going to forget about me while I'm gone right?
Tina, of course not.
Look, with a communicator,
we can talk every night.
I even installed an upgraded sensation software
So that our screen kisses
will taste and feel just like the real thing.
Did you have Sloppy Joes?
I don't wanna go. Did you just burp?
I'm sorry, baby.
I don't even know why they picked me for this thing,
I wasn't the top of my class,
I don't know who made me the stupid navigator!
劇集 | 異空漫遊（2015） | 導航列表