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I have been buzzing you with the call button for half an hour!
Something's wrong with my husband.
Um, I'm sorry, but it's Halloween.
We all kind of like letting loose on Halloween.
I think he's dying!
Have you seen Dr. Mike? Someone is having an emergency
that just can't wait till the party is over.
My husband has C.O.P.D. He can't breathe.
Are you sure he's not just dressed up as a dude with C.O.P.D.?
Uh, pretty sure Dr. Mike is in the back rack looking for quaaludes.
My husband needs a doctor!
But it's Halloween.
That's what I told her.
?Please,? I'm begging you.
If I have to save a life tonight, so be it.
It is what I do.
His lungs need to be drained.
I say we wait until morning.
Give him the procedure now!
Or I swear, I'll make sure all of you lose your medical licenses.
I will shut this hospital down.
Okay, you know what? Um... you're absolutely right.
It's like we forgot our Hippocratic oath. Okay.
Bill, uh, I am going to give you a sedative,
and then I am personally going to take you to the O.R.
Okay? Where I will be ?performing your procedure, okay?
Everything will be fine.
Baby, I love you so much.
You're my life, you're my everything.
How's our son doing?
Excited for you to come home.
Nurse Lancer, please bring Hawaiian Punch to the Halloween party.
Okay. Ma'am, gonna have to ask you
to go wait in the waiting room.
Thank you so much, Doctor.
I owe you.
It's what I do.
I cannot believe we're missing the party for this.
This hospital was originally built as a tuberculosis clinic,
but the patients who were checking in
just kept getting sicker and sicker
until they realized it was because
they built it up against this rancid swamp.
So they closed it down for a decade until they reopened it,
and now we are the fourth best performing hospital
out of four in the area, which is great for us
because it keeps expectations super low.
I never liked this swamp.
I grew up around here and...
the kids used to always talk
about a...a monster that lived back here.
The Green Meanie.
Swamp itself is the monster.
You know if you leave a body out here,
between the bugs and the bacteria,
it will disappear in a matter of days?
We're just gonna leave him here?
I made up all that crap about doing the procedure.
He'll be dead within the hour,
and then we'll get the blame.
So we will dump his body out here,
fake the paperwork, say we did the procedure,
that he checked himself out,
and then rock out to Sheena Easton all night long.
What about his wife?
It's her word against ours.
What if someone saw us?
Your costume is pretty specific.
I'm Dr. Brock Holt. I went to Harvard.
And I'm Dr. Cassidy Cascade. Nice to meet you.
- Right this way. - ?Right this way.
- I say "Right this way." - Okay.
Okay, Catherine Hobart of Laconia, New Hampshire.
You've been diagnosed previously with a severe case of
hypertrichosis, aka Werewolf Syndrome.
I was once arrested by a dogcatcher.
Hey. Here's one thing that is contraindicated
to any treatment we prescribe: self-pity.
Your hair is so soft.
What conditioner do you use?
科顏氏 雖然很貴 但是...
It's Kiehl's. I know it's expensive, but...
- So worth it. ?- So worth it.
You and I are gonna get along just fine.
Your condition is being caused by
an inverse mutation on chromosome 17.
I know. I've seen hundreds of doctors.
And I'd almost given up hope, before Dr. Munsch
found me in that creepy disease chat room
and told me if I came here, she could cure me.
Do I keep my word? Hi.
I'm Dr. Cathy Munsch. And welcome to my hospital.
You know you're not really a doctor.
Well, I'm sorry.
But when I gave the commencement address
at the University of Pittsburgh last year,
they gave me the actual honorary doctorate
they stripped from Bill Cosby.
Anyway, Ms. Hobart, you have the great honor
of being our first patient here at the C.U.R.E. Institute.
Our motto is: "Where the incurable are cured."
I wouldn't get her hopes up.
You want to talk about impossible?
You want to talk about the world saying no,
and you beating it like a dog until you make it sit,
stay and beg to say yes?
Well, then you have to be talking about one Dr. Dean Cathy Munsch
and her journey to opening this palace of healing.
By now, you're probably asking yourself,
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