Returning champs Dolores Huerta High School are crushing this!
That's Gabby Lewis.
The heart and soul of this team.
She's got a bright future,
heading off to NYU on a dance scholarship.
She choreographed this routine with Justin Calgrove
We're expecting big things from these two.
I love you. You were everything.
I love you too. You were fire.
You were the sun.
You were Super Bowl Beyoncé.
How does she not know he's gay?
How does he not know he's gay?
Honey, you were so good.
Wow, your boobs look amazing.
- Mom. - What?
It's the benefit of being curvy.
I can't believe she's leaving.
Oh, I'll take good care of her at NYU.
You said I could have the house tonight, right?
對 我一點回來 不準喝酒
Yes. I'll be back at 1:00. No drinking.
You and Justin. I'm curious.
I mean, you two have been together for so long.
How's the sex?
Can I tell you something?
- You two haven't had sex. - How'd you know?
He said that he wanted to wait so it would be special.
You know, that all tracks.
And there's something else.
We took a break over Christmas.
There was this guy.
It was one time.
I'm empty. I have more in my room.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You had actual sex. That's great.
One time, but it really just convinced me
that Justin is my soul mate.
蓋比 蓋比 蓋比 等等 不不不 拜託
Gabby, Gabby. Gabby, wait. No, no, no, please.
So we were always going to have this conversation.
I just thought it would happen earlier.
-蓋比 蓋比 蓋比 -怎麼了
- Gabby, Gabby, Gabby! - Ooh, what happened?
Justin's finally gay.
Justin's finally gay? Oh, thank God.
You guys, Justin's gay now.
Are you okay?
Wait, why are you throwing up?
- You only had one drink. - Get out!
Gabs, I'm so sorry.
It just happened, but I love you,
and I'll never do it again, I promise.
Except for my dreams. I can't control my dreams.
- Get out! - Okay!
Gabby, I don't know why I did that.
You know, my therapist says
-我把性用作權力 但 -出去
- I use sex as power, but - Get out!
Girl, I don't know who you think you talking to.
So Christmas break guy.
He used protection, right?
薩姆 薩姆 我們不能再遲到了
Sam! Sam, we can't be late again.
快 我們得走了 快
Come on, we got to go. Come on.
Mom! That's, like, a brick of sugar.
I know, honey.
That's why I didn't give it to you.
Oh, my God. Every morning?
Tampered. You know this one.
You are so ready!
You have the best day ever, okay?
Sometimes the universe really is trying to tell us something.
I'll give you an example.
Last week, I was mid-warrior three pose, hmm,
when in the walks the most beautiful, perfect woman in her 20s.
Well, I literally toppled over.
So what is the lesson here, ladies?
Compare and despair.
You know, as a former ballet dancer,
I should know this, right?
Aging is a-a wonderful, wonderful journey.
We've worked hard to create these beautiful, loving--
Mom, where is my frickin' backpack?
Is this another post about how great it is to be old?
Okay, we don't use the O-word in this house,
and I'm helping an entire community
of women feel less alone.
Are you sure you're not helping
an entire community of women feel like crap?
Your backpack is on the hook where it always is.
Good morning, family.
Good morning. Working from home today?
Yep, all day in my office.
Please do not disturb. I'm on a deadline.
Hey, girls, do you need me to make cupcakes for--
No, we don't need anything.
Feel free to live your life. Bye!
Have a good day.
You have a relevance problem.
Do you know what I mean when I say that?
You're calling me old.
I didn't say that.
- Don't put words in my mouth. - Okay.
I'm saying that you're competing
with influencers who have existed for less time.
Okay, I may have lost followers.
You're losing sponsors. Try something new.
A face-lift or a divorce.
Are--I'm so sorry.
Are you offended? Are you crying?
Let's set an intention, a goal.
70到75轉每分 二 一 二
70 to 75 rpm on two and one and two.
Now close your eyes.
Now I want you to imagine
someone you love more than anyone in the world.
And I want you to imagine that that person is trying to leave you.
Are you gonna let that person leave?
- No. - No!
Because that is your wife.