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You want it? Try and get it.
給我 快點 達什
Give it to me. Come on, Dash.
Fakes right, cuts left.
No one's gonna catch him!
I don't need to catch you, you Neanderthal nitwit.
I know where you sleep!
Hey! Liam and Dash,
could you please stop racing through...
Tiffany, would you please turn down the music?
It's called rock and roll, people!
No headphones at the table.
What are you listening to?
Whale mating sounds.
It relaxes me.
Oh, hey, guess what.
I'm sending in a patent application today.
Really? For which invention?
The Pickle Popper.
That was one of Dad's best.
If it sells like the ButterMe Toaster,
we'll be rich.
Oh, honey, I wish.
Uh, we sold just about enough of these suckers
to buy ourselves a 12-year-old Astro van.
The van that can.
If you mean "Only start half the time
and randomly honk the horn,"
then yes, it definitely can.
Yelp says you're a five-star foot rubber.
Let's see what you got.
Those are the feet of a 29-year-old.
Tom Jones told me that.
Hey, uh, Wyatt,
can you actually help me out upstairs, huh?
See what Dash broke this time.
What is going on in here?
- It's his fault. - It's so his fault.
-他剛打我 -他是個笨蛋 不是我
- He just attacked me. - He's the spaz, not me.
He screwed up my game with Ludvik.
And who is Ludvik?
This kid from Scrabble he's playing online checkers with.
We were playing Scrabble,
and he's from the Czech Republic, you troglodyte.
I don't know what that means,
but it sounds like an insult!
Hey, hey, come on. Guys!
Family meeting, downstairs in five.
Okay, look, I know we've been through a lot lately,
and there are surely more tough times ahead,
but we're just...
we're not being nice to each other.
We're not acting like a family,
and I'm not mad, I'm just...
I'm just disappointed.
Go easy. Look how sad they are.
Give 'em up. Now.
Look, you boys go back to school on Monday,
and next weekend is...
well, it would've been your father's birthday,
so I... I think we should do something.
You know, your dad always made such a big deal
out of your birthdays.
It seems right that we honor his.
Well, what if we had some friends over, and...
we showed them a few of Dad's inventions?
Well, that's an interesting idea.
I mean, your dad loved his inventions,
but they do need a little spiffing up,
so how about we all help Wyatt with his plan, okay?
What do you guys think?
- I don't know. - I guess.
Okay, could I get a little enthusiasm?
- I guess. - I don't know!
Can we go now?
I...is he going to be okay?
Little dude went down faster
than a fat guy on a water slide.
No, don't worry about Wyatt.
He's a fainter.
Yeah, that happens a lot with goats.
Well, at least the goats I knew.
Is there something on my face?
是的 實際上 是整張臉
Yes. Actually, it's the whole face.
It's pretty weird.
親愛的 清醒點 好嗎
Honey, stay with us, okay?
懷亞特 懷亞特 還記得你的特里叔叔嗎
Wyatt, Wyatt, you remember your uncle Terry?
Your father's twin.
I am so sorry I scared you, little buddy.
My bad. You know, I forgot it's been
five years since I've been here.
I'm still not sure why.
Didn't you burn down our tree house?
That's all conjecture and hearsay.
I can't comment any further.
Isn't it great to see your dad's little brother again?
But you and Dad are identical twins.
Identical, yes, but Terry's a good nine minutes younger.
He's always been my little baby ever since.
Mom, this little baby's done a lot of growing up.
Hey, can you make me the little smiley-face pancakes
- I love - With those strawberry eyes
- Coming right up. I get to pour the syrup!
- Don't pour the syrup! - I know, I know.
Oh, good. More children in the house.
Dash, you, um...
you think about Dad a lot?
Mom said I have to move in with you invertebrates.
Uncle Terry's getting the sofa bed in the living room.
You think I'm happy about this?
Last year, I had to give up my room to crazy Grandma.
Now I have to give up the living room to Bizarro Dad.
It's just cruel.
"Let the strongest live
and the weakest die." Charles Darwin.
"You're a butt-face." Dash McKenna.
Are you guys gonna help me with Dad's inventions?
Chill. We have all week.
Yeah, and Uncle Terry said he'll take care of the party.
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