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Previously on:two and a half men
So, how's Charlie doing?
Oh, he's fine.
Uh, actually, 's engaged.
You told her I was engaged?
Why the hell would you do that?!
Charlie, there's a woman named Mia on the phone.
I will take it.
So, how are you?
Great. How are you?
Come, sit, join us.
Are you sure I'm not interrupting?
No, no, of course not.
Yeah, his fiancee just left.
Oh, I'sorry I missed her.
Oh, I bet she's still out in the parking lot.
I'll go get her.
what's going on with you these days? You still dancin
Not so much. I'm a little old for ballet no
Oh, that can't be right.
You look great.
Young and vibrant and... taut.
又年輕 又有活力 皮膚...很緊繃
You know who else has a great body?
Charlie calls her boobalicious.
I'm really happy you found somebody, Charlie.
Thank you. She's great.
Really, really great.
So if you're not dancing, what are you up to?
Well, believe it or not, I'm trying for a singing career.
No kidding.That's terrific.
You know who's a wonderful singer
Uh, actually, I was gonna say Ms. Celine Dion.
I have no idea about Chelsea.
Although she does have a set of lungs on her.
So listen,I'm putting together a demo of some songs.
Any chance you could help me with the arrangements,
maybe play piano?
That sounds like fun. Just you konw, kinda awkward.
Because getting married.
Maybe I can find you somebody else.
That'd be terrific. Let me give you my number.
Are you still at 696-336-725?
Yeah, I can't believ you remember it.
Well I have a little memory trick.
If you change the numbers to letters,
it spells out "Oxofempal"
Oh, good trick.
I should get going.
Wonderful to see you again.
You too, Alan.
I've missed you.
Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
燙死了 燙死我了 天啊
You have to dial one first.
Hey, Berta, what do you know about Percocet?
I know three of them with a Mickey's big mouth
can make you run buck naked through a Taco Bell.
Why do you ask?
Well, my mom says Grandma Lenore can't hold her new baby
until she stops popping them.
That's probably a good idea.
You drop one kid, you gain a reputation
So how do you like having a new baby sister?
Well, she eats, she sleeps, she poops.
So far I'm not impressed.
Give her a bad haircut and she'd be you.
Excuse me, but paid nine bucks for this haircut.
Besides, the baby doesn't look anything like me.
In fact, she doesn't look like my mom or my stepdad either.
Who does she look like?
Kind of like a girl version of my dad.
I thought your dad was the girl version of your dad.
I'm telling u, Charlie, it's a bad idea.
What's the big deal
I'm just gonna find her a piano player.
Oh, come on, I saw the way you looked at her.
You say "piano player," but you mean organist.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
I'm engaged to Chelsea.
I'm living with Chelsea.
I'm in love with Chelsea.
What's Chelsea's phone number?
What does it spell?
You know, your little memory trick.
Let's, uh, let's test it out.
Uh, is that, uh, 818-jklpuzo
or, uh, 310-jklpuzo?
Alright, all right, I-I made it up.
好吧 我承認 我瞎編的
But I don't have to call Chelsea;he lives here.
You don't have to call Mia either
Well, what about you and Melissa?
What does that have to do with anything? Nothing!
I'm changing the subject to your peccadilloes.
You were banging Melissa in the hospital storage closet
while your exwife was giving birth to your daughter!
We don't know she's my daughter.
Who's your daughter?
You're my daughter, I'm your daughter!
This whole court is out of daughter!
See that one?
That was close.
Good thing he's slow.
Yeah, well, Judith's mom dropped him when he was a baby.
What brought that on?
You're the one who started talking dirty.
All I said is, "What'd youo today?"
There you go again, you nasty girl.
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