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The girls are almost here, and I'm a...
** Hunka hunka rotting love. *
* 啪啪 腐爛[燃燒]的愛
Sorry, just finishing up my costume.
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
You never saw Pretty in Pink?
Oh, right! You're Molly Ringwald.
Ha-ha. I-I'm Duckie.
You know, the-the best friend, the-the scene stealer?
Some would say the true star of the film.
Who played him, Boy George?
Hey, what do you think about zombie Elvis, baby?
And don't be cruel.
You look like both the impersonator at my wedding
and my ex-wife.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
What decays in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Oh, hey, uh, did your friend Stacy say anything
about the girl she's bringing for me?
Uh, just that she's supposed to be really cute,
and she just moved out here after a tough breakup.
Ooh, hot, lonely and damaged.
Duckie's getting lucky.
You know, if Duckie really wants to get lucky,
he'll tell the girls that he's someone that people remember.
Like Ferris Bueller.
Fine, you win again, Broderick.
行行行 你又贏了 布羅德里克
God, you know what I love about Halloween?
You can put slutty in front of any job position,
and it becomes a costume.
Slutty nurse, slutty librarian, slutty lunch lady.
淫♥蕩♥護士 淫♥蕩♥圖書館員 淫♥蕩♥食堂阿姨
Hey, you didn't know Mrs. Goobadeck
from Mark Twain Elementary.
She rocked that hairnet.
Seriously? W-What's going on?
I don't know, I can't breathe, my chest is tight.
不知道 我喘不過氣 胸口好悶
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Here, here. Sit down.
Oh. Uh, well, uh, don't worry.
I-I'm sure this is nothing, but, uh...
I'm going to call an ambulance, just in case.
Just, uh, just stay calm.
You're gonna be fine.
Help! My friend is dying!
I can't settle down, I think he's having a heart attack.
Oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack.
Oh. No, no.
I-I'm just saying that to get them to hurry.
I'm not just saying that.
I think he's headed toward the light.
I can't feel my left arm.
Um, uh, you're gonna be okay.
It's probably just gas. Try to fart!
Oh, ladies. I'm sorry, you just got here during a bit of a...
Ooh, I can see your nipples, officer.
媽呀 我能看見你的乳♥頭♥ 警官
Anything you see will be held against you.
And I'm Harry Potter.
But I'm not so hairy.
Don't worry, we're almost to the hospital.
Sir, are you taking any medications?
Well, I take a generic Lipitor and a women's multi-vitamin.
I mean, just so you know, I take the women's
'cause it has more iron.
Same price, more iron.
Is he gonna be okay?
We're doing all we can, sir.
I can't believe this is happening, you know?
He's so young!
He leads such a healthy lifestyle...
Well, except for all the pot.
You know, the-the weed.
The... the ganja.
The ol' Mexican spinach.
Alan, if I live, I'm going to kill you.
艾倫 如果我沒死 我一定宰了你
Stop it. You are gonna live.
Is he gonna live?
We're en route with a 35-year-old male.
BP is 160/94, pulse is 108.
And he's dressed as zombie Elvis, over!
I-I don't know if you guys need to know that.
By the way, uh, I'm dressed as...
Hey, hey, at least I took a chance with my costume.
I mean, Elvis and zombies.
It's real original.
Next year, it's vampire Obama.
Yes, we can!
Excuse me, do you have anything for the pain?
In my ass?
I know, I know.
I'm just... I'm freaking out because I'm worried.
I mean, you are my best friend.
And if something were to happen to you,
I don't know what I would do.
I mean, I-I've already lost a brother.
I can't lose you, too!
A-And you're more of a brother than he was.
And now Jake's in the Army, and I'm all alone.
And I don't do well when I'm alone...
Am I crazy, or is, uh, something happening here?
Oh, good, uh, you made it.
Uh... Oh, I-I'm sorry I pulled you out of your Halloween party,
I just figured you'd want to...
I wasn't at a Halloween party.
I-I just assumed, since you're dressed...
So what happened?
I don't know.
We were about to go out,
and he got chest pains and suddenly collapsed.
He's so young.
So not you.
Hope he's okay.
I never thought I'd have a boss better than your brother,
but Walden is good people.
He's the best.
The guy has the biggest heart of anyone I have ever met.
Yep, a heart of gold.
Clogged with arterial plaque.
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