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I've had this hairstyle for so long.
Do you think it makes me look old?
Oh no, sweetie.
It just makes you look like you have been alive a long time.
Hey, give me my phone back, give it back to me.
Not giving it to you. Give it to me!
Give it back to me. No!
Danny deleted Scandal before I had a chance to watch it.
So gonna teach him about touching other people's stuff.
I stole his phone.
I think I'll start by writing this girl named hot Julie.
Can't make it tonight and you should get tested.
OK, you know what? Two can play that game.
Okay? OK, all right.
And texting your mom. Finally realized I'm gay.
Making love to Brett as we speak.
Oh, Oh, she responded:
"We always knew, say hi to Brett."
Oh, well guess what?! How about this?
I'm going to tweet all your followers.
"Help, I'm lonely...
Please call me at 313-525-2014."
What? No, come on!
Why did you do that? I hate that.
Now everyone is going to be able to uh, call me at 313-525-2014.
Also, I just accepted
your Aunt Patty's request to play "Candy Crush."
No! Come on, she's divorced and lonely!
不要 拜託 她離婚了正寂寞難捱
Give it back to me alright? Look.
I deleted Scandal by accident. Okay?
The DVR queue was full because I've been catching up on all old shows
that I wanted to watch. Okay?
I have been watching "Game of Thrones".
Side note, they should rename that show to: "Uh,
wait, who's that guy, again?"
I love "Game of Thrones." You know,
the books are so different to the TV show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. OK?
You're British, you know how to read.
Dude, stop ruining it for me OK? I hate spoilers.
夥計 別給我攪黃了 我最討厭劇透
Really? I love spoilers.
I always want to know exactly what's going to happen.
Yeah, but then you miss all the big surprise twisty endings.
Yeah, I've had enough of those in my life.
I can still hear my mom now.
"Surprise: I lost my job...
Surprise: We're homeless.
Surprise: It's your birthday,
I got you a pet Guinea pig.
Oh wait! Surprise: Turns out it's not a Guinea pig,
等下 沒想到吧 結果這不是荷蘭豬
and you might have rabies."
She got you a birthday rat?
Yep. Anyway, I-I-I don't...
沒錯 總而言之 我不
I want to know exactly what happens.
I always need to know there is going to be a happy ending.
Oh, that actually reminds me, I have a massage in 20 minutes.
I wish I knew if Scandal had a happy ending this week.
I mean, my best friend Scott Foley is in it.
Dude, you met him one time,
he's not your friend alright?
Really? Oh really, that's hilarious.
是嗎 真的嗎 你可真逗
OK, then why'd he answer my tweet today?
All I wrote him was: "Found your address online.
If you don't write back,
I'll have to come say hi in person."
You know, I can't wait until they make a Lifetime movie of your life
called: "How I Stalked and Killed Scott Foley."
I wonder, I wonder who is going to play you?
I bet it's going to be Ellen Page.
Oh that's fun, you're a funny guy. Okay.
挺逗的 你挺幽默 好吧
So you, you hate spoilers, do ya? Yeah...
你討厭劇透 對吧 對
What TV shows are you watching these days? Huh?
Yeah, I like Empire.
You know I like that show. I, uh, I...
We don't get service over there. Hey, hello. Hello?
這邊沒信♥號♥♥ 喂 喂
Missed your chance. Oh, it's another phone call.
Listen man, you really shouldn't have done that, okay?
聽着夥計 你真的不該那麼做 好嗎
And yes I watch "Empire". I love that show.
還有對 我看《嘻哈帝國》 我超愛那劇
I actually love any show with uh, lead character named Cookie.
So far, it's pretty much just "Empire" and "Sesame Street." But,
I was uh, thinking of catching up on Wednesday's episode tonight.
Look, don't bother. You see Lucious is out of prison,
Cookie and Hakeem form their new label.
Lucious teamed up to double cross everybody with Kitty Booboo.
And at the end Lucious steals Hakeem's Latina girl group,
and buys all the radio stations in the country,
and tells Cookie he's not going to play any of her music,
but Cookie says that you can't keep Cookie down.
Man, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
老兄 我要殺了你 我要殺了你
That's why you got to watch stuff right when it comes out. Danny.
Baseball playoffs update. Cardinals beating the Cubs 1-0.
Dude, why would you talk to me about baseball.
You know I don't care about baseball
That would be like if I talk to you about fashion.
Justin, Justin's outfit's playoff.
Your pants are beating your shirt
"Horrible" to "Terrible"
Oh, don't you listen to him, Justin.
Yeah, I think you're sexy.
Oh, don't you listen to her, Justin!
Wait up, did you just call Justin sexy?
Heck yeah, I did.
Hold on, hold on, hold on... one second.
等下 等等 等會
Wait, one second, hold on.
That's a surprise right here. You... I'm sorry guys,
這我還真沒想到 你 抱歉夥計們
Candace hit her head and
now she doesn't know what the word sexy means.
Stay calm, I just want to administer a test for concussion.
Here we go. OK.
Follow my finger. Follow my finger.
Follow my finger. Not sexy.
Follow it. Follow it. Follow my finger.
繼續看着 看着 看着我手指
Follow it. Keep following. Keep following.
看着 看着 繼續看着
Look, we just wanted you guys to know that uh,
Candace and I we're gonna...try dating.
Yeah, uh, I never knew it was right in front of me this whole time.
Well, you know it's going to be easy for me to remember that
your anniversary is October 9 because uh,
today is also the first day I saw
Justin Bieber's penis on the Internet.
Yeah, well, as romantic as that is
we are actually going to start dating tomorrow.
Well then, I will look at it again tomorrow then.
Yeah, then we are waiting until tonight at midnight
so our anniversary will be October 10.
Yeah, see in numerology
ten symbolizes sudden changes and harmony.
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