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"I took your advice, Sofia."
"By the time you read this, I'll be on the plane with Josh,
and we'll be one of those
annoying couples who can't stop making out."
謝謝 沒有你逼我 我是做不到的
"Thank you. I would have never done this without you pushing me.
我愛你 我愛你 我愛你"
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
我恨你 我恨你 我恨你
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Josh is on the plane with his therapist?!
Did you say anything to him?
No. What was I supposed to say?
That I thought I was ready to forgive him because I'm so stupid?
Or how I thought he was my one-in-a-million 'cause I'm so stupid?
Or how I thought he was excited to see me 'cause I'm so stupid?
Gabi, you have to stop blaming yourself.
You know what? You're right.
I blame you!
You're the one who told me to come on the plane
and throw myself in his arms like a big stupid!
好吧 加比 冷靜點
Okay, Gabi, just calm down.
You're already on the plane.
And hey, you always wanted to go to Australia.
No, I haven't!
This stupid plane is stopping in Hawaii,
which makes this trip even longer.
不 那很棒 你就在夏威夷下飛機
No, no, that's great. You just get off in Hawaii.
And do what?
I don't know anybody. I don't speak the language.
Listen to me, just get off the plane in Hawaii,
and then buy a ticket to San Francisco.
I used up all my miles with a one-way trip to Australia.
That's okay. You can use some of mine.
You don't have any left either.
I may have a way to help you out.
我會做 是什麼 我做
I'll do it. What is it? I'll do it.
So, um, how is it exactly that you're going to help me?
Okay. This is the thing.
I'm in a situation very similar to yours,
but way sadder.
Okay, no offense,
but there is nothing worse than what just happened to me.
I got stood up at the altar.
Okay, I'm gonna give you one of these back.
Oh, there's more.
I am on my honeymoon right now, by myself.
You're on your "One-y-moon"?
That would be funny
if I hadn't had my heart ripped from my body and stomped on.
So, here's my offer.
I'm heading to this resort in Maui
called Flip Flops for Lovers,
which I have been exploring on my phone,
only to find out that the entire resort is for couples only.
Which is where you come in.
Are you asking me to ask Josh and Dr. Rounds
if they want to buy your honeymoon package off of you?
I was gonna suggest that
you come on my honeymoon with me.
Not for sex or anything.
You mean, like, as mutually devastated strangers?
And before you answer,
my name is Adam Foley.
I'm a really good guy.
Let's Google me.
So, look, I own my own T-shirt company.
I made this shirt.
I don't get it.
Amanda was supposed to wear the other half.
So, what do you say?
Come with me, and, in return,
I'll buy you a ticket back to San Francisco?
I don't know.
A luxury hotel, free food, free booze.
What's in it for me?
Gabi, will you be my fake wife?
Fake yeah, I will.
I can't believe our rental beach house
turned out to be such a hellhole.
It was so old and disgusting in person.
It looked nothing like the photos.
Well, now you know how all your online dates feel.
I just got off the phone with the rental company,
and they're giving us a full refund.
Then we can stay here.
I already checked. They still have rooms available.
你們好 我是丹尼 歡迎來到愛情開關
Aloha! I'm Danny. Welcome to Flip Flops for Lovers,
a couples only retreat. May I check you in?
等等 僅限情侶 單身不許入內嗎
Wait. Couples only? As in no singles allowed?
So, which one of you is the couple?
- We are. - We are!
Oh my God, you're a thrupple!?
A three-person couple.
We're trying to increase business by penetrating--
no pun intended--
the three-person relationship market.
So, if you three are lovers,
I'll give you three nights for free?
- Spicy! - Let's start having sex now.
And for those of you continuing with us to Australia,
please remain seated while our Hawaii passengers deplane.
Well, you know, I'm actually kind of glad the DINGO people
sent me on a commercial flight.
Feels good to rough it every once in a while.
Ooh, hot towel!
Plus, private jets are much harder to sneak onto.
You know, I've never been to Australia?
I mean, look, Koalas!
I recently read the Koala population is suffering
due to a catastrophic outbreak of chlamydia.
Yeah. I guess that's what they get for being so darn cute.
This is funny. Life's funny.
What are we talking about?
Just how we ended up on this plane together.
You bought a ticket and followed me?
Should I have not done that?
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