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Oh my god! When did you have time to do all this?
I thought we were gonna decorate together.
Yeah, I just got excited. And you don't do it as good as me.
天啊 加比 好多食物
My god, Gabi, this is a lot of food.
- I love it when you have PMS. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is for the homeless shelter
that we're volunteering at Christmas Eve.
It's all a part of our big Christmas plan.
So we have a plan.
You see, this is the first Christmas
we're not spending with our families,
because my dad's out of town--
And because tickets are cheaper after the holidays,
so I'm flying home to see my family on the 26th...
I decided we gotta make it special by creating new traditions.
Ooh! Like sipping mulled wine
and doing a 2,000 piece jigsaw puzzle!
Put that on. Oh, you're so cute.
Who wants a virgin eggnog?
Ooh, I do.
Then don't drink this.
Wow, seems like somebody's
already getting into the Christmas spirits.
Oh, hell no.
I'm not celebrating this year.
Because I have no family.
你說什麼呢 尤蘭達 你有三個孩子
What are you talking about, Yolanda? You have three kids.
Oh, my son's going over to his girlfriend's mama's house.
My other one is studying abroad,
and my daughter's serving in the military.
You must have other family.
Oh, just my sister... and she's dead.
We haven't talked in five years, and that ain't long enough.
Oh, no! What happened?
I don't want to talk about it.
We've always had this sibling rivalry,
and then she meets this rich, pompous ass,
and then all of a sudden, I'm not good enough for her anymore.
So good riddance.
Yolanda, it's Christmas.
It's time for love and forgiveness.
I'm sorry, I think I made it seem like you have a choice.
- Oh, look, you don't understand-- - Call her!
給她打電♥話♥ 打電♥話♥ 打電♥話♥
Call her, call her, call her, call her...
- It'll never end. - Fine.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I don't even remember what I put her number under.
Oh, yeah. "I."
"I can't stand this bitch."
I am so excited your sister's
coming to Josh's tonight for Christmas Eve dinner.
I did a good thing, huh? Huh?
As long as I look better than her.
Yolanda, it's not about that.
The hell it isn't.
She's probably getting
a hundred dollar blowout right now.
And I'm gonna blow out these pants
if don't get a stronger spanx.
I'll see y'all later.
Okay, now it's time for my favorite part of Christmas,
buying each other gifts under $20.
Is this Gucci purse under $20?
Uh, no. But you know what is?
- What? - A picture of you wearing it.
Okay, take it off.
But isn't Christmas about love?
I love it.
Well, I can give you 919 reasons why
it's just not that into you.
Yeah, you're right. It's too expensive.
Oh, I don't know.
I just thought if I looked at you like that,
you'd come up with one of your crazy plans.
I do have a plan.
Checking out these shiny $10 barrettes.
Oh, this bar code won't scan.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no. Let me just use my hands.
You know, that's okay actually. We can't--
...say no to whatever is happening.
Sofia, she obviously made a mistake.
That's 22.66 with tax.
You just keep the change.
Hey, hey. What the hell did you just do?
Witnessed a Christmas miracle.
Merry Christmas Eve Eve everybody.
May we all embrace the happiness and the warmth--
Hands off the ham!
We're waiting for Yolanda's sister.
As usual, Jojo has to make a big entrance.
If she looks like you, her entrance would have to be huge.
While we wait,
I'd like to say thank you to Gabi for making a fantastic dinner,
and thank you to all of you guys for helping me celebrate early.
Before I leave for my annual ski trip with Crazy Pete.
I'm actually the one that gave Crazy Pete his nickname.
Ugh! I can't believe Alan went
on a Hanukkah cruise with his parents without me.
What if it goes down?
Who am I kidding? It's a Jewish cruise.
It doesn't go down.
I'm so glad I got to spend Christmas with the one I love...
Look at this amazing meal I cooked.
And best of all, I'm reuniting two sisters.
I am the Christmas whisperer.
Thank God for eggnog.
And then Pete takes off his pirate hat, right?
我說 皮特 你簡直是瘋了吼
And I say, "Pete, you arrrgh crazy."
-講得真好 -太逗了 喬什
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